banged on my window, woke me up, and then pissed on the aforementioned window...then went upstairs on our deck and woke my other roommate up, raising all sorts of hell.

then while I was in CA and on the carrier, they came over and were hanging out and drinking with my 2 roommates...in their inebriated state, they decided to go down to my room and kinda trash it (not completely, but not just a couple of things out of place, either)...



so I went over to their house to hang out tonight...on the way, I stopped at the grocery store and bought as many cans of tuna and sardines as I could fit in my jacket pockets without being completely obvious, then opened and stashed them in various places around their rooms.

3/16/2008 4:47:34 AM

The few, the proud?

3/16/2008 4:49:46 AM

if they try to retaliate for that one, I'm going over there with about two dozen eggs. I'll put them in their flight boots, in the pockets of their clothes and flight suits, in their pillowcases, etc. Every time they turn around, they'll be breaking eggs in inopportune places.

[Edited on March 16, 2008 at 4:51 AM. Reason : ^the completely ruthless! haha, you'd think that we'd be grown out of this stuff by now]

3/16/2008 4:50:14 AM

Pffft..if I had a dollar for everything that I should be "grown out of" by now....

3/16/2008 4:53:55 AM

haha this is an awesome thread...10/10

3/16/2008 9:01:24 AM

not as bad as slipping frozen shrimp into curtains & cushions...at least the cans contain the mess

3/16/2008 9:21:15 AM

Josh, you need to contribute to this thread, I'm sure you've got some good ones:

message_topic.aspx?topic=516412

3/16/2008 9:27:41 AM

I woulda just taken a dump in their shower.

3/16/2008 10:32:31 AM

Brine shrimp + syringe: all you'll ever need for revenge.

[Edited on March 16, 2008 at 10:38 AM. Reason : I'm not the queen of revenge, but...]

3/16/2008 10:37:40 AM

Pffft..if I had a dollar for everything that I should be "grown out of" by now....

3/16/2008 10:37:40 AM

Y'all are some twisted mf'ers

3/16/2008 10:38:07 AM

Go get a bunch of horse shit and spread it on their cars.

It's a fun bonding activity for your friends that help you collect the horse shit and spread the horse shit.

3/16/2008 10:39:49 AM

One time, when my friend was a waiter at a seafood restaurant, we got some free seafood. We didn't eat it all and we put it in a to-go box. Then we snuck over to my friend's house and put it in the backseat of his car. That shit was in there for at least 16 hours before he got it out. He said it smelled like nasty seafood for like a month after that. This was all retaliation for him having sex in his car and getting stains all over his seats and we had to ride in there.

3/16/2008 10:46:35 AM