I'm trying to come up with ways to stick it to my office, if only as a way of compensating for my shitty pay. There's not much to steal, but I swipe paper, binder clips, blank CDs, CD cases, envelopes, post-it pads, pens, folders, whatever I need at home and don't want to pay for. I wait until my supervisor leaves for lunch, so that I can take 1.5-1.75 hour lunch breaks. They told me not to take personal calls on my cell phone, so I just go to the second floor (another company is upstairs) and talk.

Anyone swipe anything interesting from work? What other ways have you come up with for sticking it to them?

1/29/2008 11:43:05 AM

YOU SHOWED THEM

1/29/2008 11:43:51 AM

1/29/2008 11:44:32 AM

You most certainly have a future ahead of you.

1/29/2008 11:45:05 AM

what the fuck dude?

[Edited on January 29, 2008 at 11:45 AM. Reason : quit this highschool shit and get back to work.]

1/29/2008 11:45:10 AM

1/29/2008 11:45:23 AM

how about being a fucking adult?

1/29/2008 11:45:41 AM

Do an upper-decker in the shitter, esp. if its your last day and you company doesn't have a cleaning crew.

Got a private office you can nap in? I have done that by accident once or twice.

1/29/2008 11:46:04 AM

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perhaps she has a point.

[Edited on January 29, 2008 at 11:47 AM. Reason : a]

[Edited on January 29, 2008 at 12:02 PM. Reason : sdf]

1/29/2008 11:47:24 AM

i have no idea what company you work for, but I have seen some businesses do some pretty shitty things to employees, and if you're in one of those companies I can see why you would do stuff like that.

but keep in mind your direct supervisor/boss may be the root of the problem, not the whole company....and bragging about it might not be the best idea either.

1/29/2008 11:59:00 AM

if the pay is that shitty, whyd you take the job to begin with?

\/ then why isnt he grateful they offered him the job

[Edited on January 29, 2008 at 12:04 PM. Reason : v]

1/29/2008 12:01:15 PM

lol he needed the money

1/29/2008 12:02:46 PM

Did you know that stealing something as little as a dollar or any thing of value from your company is grounds to charge you with embezzlement?

There is no Misdemeanor embezzlement either....its a Felony charge. Granted you would not get convicted of Felony embezzlement for stealing office supplies, you do not want to risk going around the rest of your life with a charge like that showing on your record.

1/29/2008 12:25:27 PM

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"You most certainly have a future ahead of you."

1/29/2008 12:47:03 PM

man, you answered your cell phone at work? Can we touch you?

1/29/2008 12:48:24 PM

1/29/2008 12:48:29 PM

Sell the stuff you swipe on ebay.....

1/29/2008 12:53:49 PM

wow, what an idea. Post your illegal activities in a public forum.

BRILLIANT!

1/29/2008 1:01:47 PM

you think the po-po are gonna mount an investigation over staples and manilla folders? half the desk jockeys in america steal office supplies, nobody gives a shit

1/29/2008 2:51:58 PM

you might as well go ahead and quit, if you posted this from a company computer

1/29/2008 2:52:49 PM

take a dump on the company clock

1/29/2008 2:53:31 PM

you're lucky you're not black

1/29/2008 2:56:16 PM

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"take a dump on the company clock"

that's about all I do...

1/29/2008 2:57:17 PM

goddamn--what are you eating?

1/29/2008 2:59:09 PM

lots

1/29/2008 2:59:59 PM

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"how about being a fucking adult?"

what a queer thing to say!

1/29/2008 3:00:19 PM