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phatbat
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Post here when you have a poop that was a highlight of your moment.

If at all possible post pictures.

You know, those poops you take that afterwards you feel like you had just accomplished something productive. Post after you have one of those.

10/14/2007 7:40:35 PM

wdprice3
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I took a poop once.

10/14/2007 7:55:14 PM

Kev4Pack
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Log_Jam

[Edited on October 14, 2007 at 7:56 PM. Reason : foo]

10/14/2007 7:56:00 PM

0EPII1
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about 20 minutes ago.

10/14/2007 7:56:40 PM

0EPII1
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y'all be prepared for a humongous one.

see ?topic=497961 for details.

hey look, its kev4pack. where you been man?

sorry for double post. couldn't be bothered to edit.

10/14/2007 7:59:19 PM

Walls1441
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taking big shits seriously makes your day better.

you know its true.

10/14/2007 7:59:49 PM

BigMan157
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you know it's a good one if after you're done you're suddenly hungry

10/14/2007 8:00:49 PM

slowblack96
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i just took a ginormous shit. caused by oysters

10/14/2007 10:20:07 PM

bethaleigh
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I don't shit on schedule... but when I do get to shit, I feel accomplished.

10/14/2007 10:22:16 PM

Jaybee1200
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I have some medical problem... for the last decade or so I shat about 6 times a day, but its down to about 4 now. And about 90% of the time when I eat, I have to shit within 30 minutes. Like urgent shit, not something I can hold off...

10/14/2007 10:27:53 PM

dweedle
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actually had one today

it started out with a large diameter, then it tapered at a constant angle to a perfect point about 10 inches later.

of course it had to curl around but it made me lol

10/14/2007 10:29:56 PM

Jaybee1200
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haha, I had one time where it was still coming out but was down in the water too... I flushed the toilet, it blew my fucking mind

10/14/2007 10:30:54 PM

puppy
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I just took a shit.

10/14/2007 11:14:40 PM

drunknloaded
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haha eww

10/14/2007 11:15:49 PM

joe17669
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10/14/2007 11:17:24 PM

aaronburro
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hutuutuutuutuutuutuutuutuutuuuuuuu

10/15/2007 6:58:08 AM

slowblack96
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This one came out of the water, almost like it was looking at me.

10/15/2007 10:46:06 AM

poopface
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i thought this was gonna be a thread where people told stories about me

10/15/2007 10:46:51 AM

ambrosia1231
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I've sharted twice in my post-diapers life.

Both times while sick.

...One of those was this weekend, and I'm still afraid to poot

10/15/2007 4:09:10 PM

phatbat
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So just a while ago I had this major back up. So I was sitting on the pooper and I had this big one that just didn't want to come out. So as I was pushing a little bit of gas was able to escape and you know that sound that cartoons make when something is falling? Well as the gas was escaping it made that sound, and as that sound was coming out the terd came out and it hit the water as the sound stopped, it was like my ass dropped a literal bomb though, because after that big one came out like 7 little ones followed.

11/8/2007 8:16:29 AM

Peckertrax
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i had to take a d00k earlier this week and i swear it took 5 minutes for this foot-long turd to come out of my ass and it must have taken half the roll of paper to wipe.

but i felt soooo much better afterward. i did have to go back and wipe my ass later (cause you know how those sticky shits are so hard to get everything) because it was itchin

11/8/2007 9:42:56 AM

Squirt
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Do you guys ever take a picture of your poop and mass picture message it to your friends on your phone?

My beu and his friends do that... Its awesome.. never thought about doing that... But then again I normally turd out rabbit pellets

[Edited on November 8, 2007 at 12:15 PM. Reason : asdf]

11/8/2007 12:13:38 PM

ThePeter
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uh

that's different

11/8/2007 12:22:40 PM

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