i even had taco bell today.

and if you know me...then you know something is seriously wrong.

10/14/2007 7:51:15 PM

go tighten the bolts that fasten your toilet to the floor

you know, in preparation

10/14/2007 7:53:11 PM

call up the boys in Switzerland...could be a record

10/14/2007 7:53:36 PM

im afraid.

10/14/2007 7:53:39 PM

i have, thanks to the state fair food. just go there and eat a couple fried whatevers. you'll be shitting until next friday

10/14/2007 7:54:20 PM

thanks for the info. saved me from making a thread asking how long it has been since you last took a crap.

much appreciated.

10/14/2007 7:55:19 PM

[Edited on October 14, 2007 at 7:57 PM. Reason : bigger]

10/14/2007 7:56:05 PM

if taco bells chili cheese nachos, cigarettes and coffee cant make me crap, fair food wont do the job.

10/14/2007 7:56:20 PM

Quote :

"Pleasing Lemon  Flavor"

10/14/2007 7:57:33 PM

me and my friend went on a trip one time. then out of the blue he says "i haven't crapped in 4 days" and i go "holy shit, i just realized i haven't either" So we went to some restaurant and clogged that bitch up.

10/14/2007 7:57:52 PM

did you tap his foot in the process?

did you tell him "I want to play with you"?

10/14/2007 7:59:27 PM

blas is full of shit.

10/14/2007 8:01:08 PM

im bout to pull a bobby brown and ask a broad to go a diggin

10/14/2007 8:02:57 PM

Go buy a stool softener (NOT a laxative) and you'll poop within 24 hours.

10/14/2007 8:25:51 PM

if my stool gets any softer than it usually is ill be pooping dryer sheets

10/14/2007 8:28:37 PM

stick your finger in there and jar that shit loose

or i will

10/14/2007 8:33:08 PM

you just need a suppository

10/14/2007 8:34:58 PM

hint, getting plowed by that former NC Central linebacker is probably not a good idea

10/14/2007 9:03:51 PM

10/14/2007 9:09:54 PM

Go for a jog, and if that doesn't help, have some coffee.

10/14/2007 9:13:53 PM

you did post on here thats the closest thing i know to taking a crap w/o sitting on a toilet

10/14/2007 9:26:49 PM