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12/28/2009 1:40:28 PM

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"I think anyone who was going to give Mike a nice long loving tender BJ is a little predisposed to that sort of thing anyway. Surprised I am the first one to bring it up."

i think the stipulation is that you kind of have to give him a tender bj to survive

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 1:41 PM. Reason : .]

12/28/2009 1:41:27 PM

Not according to EMCE's clarification - he says I could bite.

Quote :

"Sure, I guess you COULD bite Mike. But then you would just be left sucking off a bloody cock.... if that's your thing, I'm not here to judge"

It's not at all my thing, but neither is sucking cock... So, if I'm not gonna enjoy myself there's no way in hell he's going to enjoy it either. Besides, the more painful I make it, the less time he'll want me to keep at it.

I think anyone who was going to give Mike a nice long loving tender BJ is a little predisposed to that sort of thing anyway. Surprised I am the first one to bring it up.

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 1:42 PM. Reason : s]

12/28/2009 1:42:07 PM

Hey guys, ducking sick isn't my thing either
neither is being beaten to death


that's why I chose option C

12/28/2009 1:42:37 PM

NO OPTION C

12/28/2009 1:43:18 PM

I chose option C also, but now that I know I can bite his dick off, I'm starting to reconsider....

I mean, think about it... How much of a badass would you be to tell people u bit off Mike Tyson's dick? I might even shrink it and wear around my neck like a talisman of sorts. It would surely get me laid and no dude would ever try to F with me.

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 1:45 PM. Reason : head shrinkers ITT]

12/28/2009 1:43:20 PM

hahaha

12/28/2009 1:44:37 PM

but since you have to suck him off, and biting it will slow that down, you'ld just end up sucking a bleeding cock for hours and hours.

12/28/2009 1:44:50 PM

D. The plane takes off.

12/28/2009 1:45:46 PM

Not at all... Option B says, "getting his dick sucked"... I can suck it for like 2 seconds and then start gnawing on that junk.

12/28/2009 1:46:25 PM

Quote :

"Not according to EMCE's clarification - he says I could bite."

well before that when i asked about getting cummed on he said mike tyson would catch it in his hand and wipe it on my shirt. that implies that you need to suck him off until he jizzes his warm, slimy genetic material all over the place.

12/28/2009 1:46:29 PM

D. Beat the shit out of Tyson, make him suck my dick, and then unlock the door. Then have an orgy with Kobe Tai and both of the mermaid bitches.

12/28/2009 1:49:04 PM

That's because EMCE was trying to accomodate your requests to get cummed on. Don't blame him for trying to fulfill your sick fantasy.

12/28/2009 1:49:29 PM

for the record, according to results from Mike Tyson's rape trial....

his manhood is actually 14" long

12/28/2009 1:49:46 PM

I assumed a no hands BJ with forceable throat fucking and subsequent swallowing, and I still opted for it

Anything less gratitutious than that should turn even more in option B's favor

12/28/2009 1:50:33 PM

Not after I'm through with it....

12/28/2009 1:50:43 PM

I'm going to redact my answers from page one and re-choose


C: cause I like asian bitches

A: cause I can't give up titties

12/28/2009 1:52:04 PM

damn, wrong thread

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 1:53 PM. Reason : |]

12/28/2009 1:52:36 PM

Quote :

"That's because EMCE was trying to accomodate your requests to get cummed on. Don't blame him for trying to fulfill your sick fantasy."

i wasn't requesting to be cummed on. i was simply asking if i had to suck his 14 inch rod briefly or until he climaxed. EMCE referred back to Slave Famous's comment about the dick sucking lasting in relation to your ability at working a dick with your mouth. it could take 5 minutes (you are good and make him jizz fast), or it could take you 20 minutes (your cock sucking skills leave much to be desired, and it takes mike tyson a long time to squirt nut out of his penis). either way, to me it sounded like you aren't gonna get away without mike tyson's jizz on you or in a puddle on the ground near you.

12/28/2009 1:53:18 PM

Well I guess we all look for what we desire

12/28/2009 1:53:57 PM

if at any time, anyone in this thread would like to change their answer, they are more than welcome to do so.

12/28/2009 1:55:08 PM

well if i had to suck the guy's cock to survive, and i was given the choice of doing it til he jizzes or only for a few seconds then obviously i'm gonna go with the second one.

12/28/2009 1:55:42 PM

12/28/2009 1:56:33 PM

FWIW, the reverse of this question cannot be asked of females....
because they all have closet lesbian tendencies.

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 1:59 PM. Reason : i don't speak engrish good]

12/28/2009 1:58:36 PM

Quote :

"because they all have closet lesbian tendencies."

This is true, as proof, two nights ago I had a dream where me, my wife and her best friend all had a threesome.

12/28/2009 2:01:46 PM

well that definitely confirms it.

12/28/2009 2:02:23 PM

I posted a similar query 17 months ago, to the day

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12/28/2009 3:14:55 PM

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"A for both. Because I ain't gonna suck a dick, sorry. and because a top-half woman has many ways to please me. "

12/28/2009 3:26:57 PM

Quote :

"D. The plane takes off."

hahahaha

and the whole "would you rather do something gay or die" question is soooo played out

Your second query is interesting, and I'd have to go with "A" because boobies+mouth>vagina+asshole

12/28/2009 4:09:46 PM

I like vagina and asshole better but what I don't like is giant smelly flopping fish heads.

12/28/2009 4:11:24 PM

^I guess I was thinking I could get sexual pleasure from a mouth, and it would be nice to have someone to talk to while on the uninhabited island. Vaginas are nice though.

12/28/2009 4:15:19 PM