take it up the ass from your dad ???No bullshit gimmicky answers either...straight up pick one or the other[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 8:50 PM. Reason : I would defintely choose the latter ]
7/28/2008 8:49:52 PM
Foot is the only answer. Unless you're evan
7/28/2008 8:51:11 PM
well, I've had both happen. My dad has a small p33n, so that would be the way to go
7/28/2008 8:51:58 PM
Yeah rightYou'd be in a wheelchair for the rest of your lifeWith the ass fuck, its 10 minutes...15 tops, and then its over
7/28/2008 8:52:12 PM
take it up the ass no doubt
7/28/2008 8:52:42 PM
I would rather rip out the throat, with my teeth, of the person offering my this choice
7/28/2008 8:52:44 PM
I seriously don't think getting fucked in the ass would be any worse than getting a tooth pulled with no novicaine[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 8:54 PM. Reason : x]
7/28/2008 8:53:56 PM
This either/or decision doesn't make any sense. When will you ever be in a situation where you have to make this choice?
7/28/2008 8:54:21 PM
When does anything on the wolf web make any sense ?Its for shits and giggles, thats all
7/28/2008 8:55:11 PM
this threadthis thread is awesome
7/28/2008 8:57:26 PM
I'd def take it up the ass. I'd even do a little ass to mouth. I need my left leg for balance
7/28/2008 8:57:57 PM
i cant think of too many things i would not do over getting my leg amputated...at least especially anything that would only take 10-15 minutes
7/28/2008 8:58:23 PM
Exactly Anyone who picks the foot is thinking short termI'll be able get over my dad using my rectal wall as a nutrag I wouldn't be able to get over never being able to dance again
7/28/2008 9:00:06 PM
I could do without the left foot. Prosthetic feet are cool!
7/28/2008 9:24:35 PM
Oh yeah forgot to say that you're dad wouldn't be wearing a condomstill tho...it would be over relatively quicklyIf you were really baller, you could post on TWW during the act !
7/28/2008 9:27:01 PM
I never really knew my daddy. He died when I was 4. Sooo. . .I don't think it would bother me too much to get booty slammed. I like my left foot.
7/28/2008 9:28:15 PM
take it up the butt[no homo]
7/28/2008 9:34:22 PM
7/28/2008 9:34:26 PM
what the fuck is this Gay Saw shit?"heeeaaaaay! you wanna play!!!!???"
7/28/2008 9:35:32 PM
Id take the latter b/c walking/playing/etc is extremely important to meThe emotional scarring would be pretty intense though
7/28/2008 9:36:02 PM
up the butt (no homo as well)I've been on crutches far too much this year, no fucking way I want to deal with that on a lifetime basis to some degree.
7/28/2008 9:37:06 PM
up the but... i'm gonna need that left foot to teach him a lesson later
7/28/2008 9:37:47 PM
If you turned around and butt raped your dad right back, then they would kind of cancel each other outtwo negatives = a positive
7/28/2008 9:39:11 PM
i've been poz'n negz all night
7/28/2008 9:39:33 PM
http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=513541
7/28/2008 9:40:26 PM
I saw that but I couldn't bumpIts 5 months old, ancient in TWW time
7/28/2008 9:41:37 PM
are we allowed to get really drunk first?
7/28/2008 9:41:50 PM
NoYou have to have a clear state of mind and feel the brutal impact of every thrust
7/28/2008 9:44:10 PM
can the father cock be wrapped in sandpaper to help do some routine cleanout whilst inside
7/28/2008 9:45:39 PM
No that would be cheatingYou are allowed to get an enema beforehand, if you want to make it better for him
7/28/2008 9:47:38 PM
whats an enema?[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 9:48 PM. Reason : .]
7/28/2008 9:48:17 PM
can it be the enema of the state
7/28/2008 9:48:43 PM
hey so I'm looking at Yanks ticketstrying to find out where the sun is so it wont be in our eyes most of the game
7/28/2008 9:49:37 PM
if the diamond is the directions, 3rd base is northid think anywhere but the bleachers would be good
7/28/2008 9:53:31 PM
bleacher would suck cockthey dont even serve beer there and you cant access most of the parkIm looking at some 1b Loge seats
7/28/2008 9:54:38 PM
just try to find something 75 or less
7/28/2008 9:55:23 PM
yeah something within that relative range
7/28/2008 9:55:57 PM
AND NOW BACK TO OUR THREAD
7/28/2008 9:56:58 PM
foot, my dad's cousin makes prosthetics.
7/28/2008 10:00:14 PM
Tough call.
7/28/2008 10:00:46 PM
Can I just get the foot sewed back on?
7/28/2008 10:09:39 PM
foot. I can buy a new foot, can't buy a new ass
7/28/2008 10:11:35 PM
i'd go with losing the foot. i dont dance and prosthetic feet have come a long way. it can't be as bad as losing an arm
7/28/2008 10:32:31 PM
The only tickets you're gonna find for around $75/ea are going to be upper deck. Its the 2nd half of the season and the last season ever in that park.
7/28/2008 10:45:45 PM
I can usually find good dealsNever sat in the nosebleeds there, not about to start now[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 11:23 PM. Reason : if we gotta spend more, we gotta spend more]
7/28/2008 11:22:39 PM
Lose the foot, get a spatula foot
7/28/2008 11:23:43 PM
at least if you choose your dad he'll be doing it cause he loves you
7/28/2008 11:24:27 PM
7/28/2008 11:27:52 PM
7/28/2008 11:45:03 PM
set em up
7/29/2008 5:23:09 PM