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2/19/2010 2:13:38 PM
I put a new razor on my Mach 3 this morning and got a little cut, ended up getting a blood stain on the collar of my Brooks Brothers shirt
2/24/2010 1:07:02 PM
my shoulder hurts, I think I strained a muscle from lifting at the gym.
2/24/2010 1:25:17 PM
I got my tax statement from the NC DORit was wet so the ink was goneI guess I owe no taxes!
2/24/2010 1:33:03 PM
the water fountain down the hall has a busted up cooling unitso i have to go upstairs to get cold filtered waterroom temperature just will not do
2/25/2010 10:16:51 AM
I did not have enough soy milk this morning to make my oatmeal and water alone just doesn't cut it.
2/25/2010 10:19:48 AM
I forgot my coffee cup, and now I have to drink coffee out of a Styrofoam cup .
2/25/2010 10:21:05 AM
I think my dog needs braces...
2/25/2010 10:50:47 AM
I only have one bathroom and since we gutted it last weekend and its getting totally renovated this week, we have had to stay at my grandparents around the corner. They have 4 bedrooms and its great, but I don't sleep as well as I do on my old bed at home.
2/25/2010 11:23:41 AM
my ophis is blowing less than room temp air into my face.
2/25/2010 11:26:39 AM
i have to make it to the bank by 1pm so my deposit posts by midnight, for no other reason than i want the money in there sooner than later.
2/25/2010 11:28:29 AM
drank too much OJ again this morning, now my stomach is upset
2/25/2010 12:51:13 PM
I did not get to skip my morning class because of snow.
2/25/2010 1:02:04 PM
I thought I would love the thermostat setting in my new car, but it's comfortable when the heat is running, then it switches over to just blowing room-temperature air out at me, and I hate when fake coolish air blows on me for some reason.And it hasn't been cold enough to fully enjoy my seat warmers.
2/25/2010 2:17:46 PM
my mouth tastes like cheesesteak sammich with onions . . and mint since I thought one would help
2/26/2010 2:56:08 PM
gotta run to the mall to return some shoes I bought (b/c I couldn't make up my mind about 2 other pairs and thought it was too much to keep all 3 pairs)...But I know I'll get distracted and want to buy other things as well. Ugh! And I just got paid today.
2/26/2010 4:32:24 PM
Getting outed on Twitter and TWW
2/26/2010 4:33:55 PM
I want to trade my Blackberry Curve for an HTC droid eris but there are not any on craigslist.
2/26/2010 4:58:32 PM
I want to go to the gym, but my feet are sore from dancing all night at a club in new, sexy high heels.
2/27/2010 9:21:28 AM
THE LIQUOR STORE DOESNT OPEN UNTIL 10
2/27/2010 9:22:24 AM
The joys of Florida. ABC has been open for 20 minutes.
2/27/2010 9:24:54 AM
I forgot to turn odd my alarm clock and now I'm awake earlier than I would've liked.
2/27/2010 9:28:30 AM
i ordered an unsweet tea and proceeded to sweeten it with Splenda. i then took a big gulp, only to realize they accidentally gave me sweet tea, and now it's entirely too sweet to drink ]
3/1/2010 12:31:08 PM
I didn't wake up in time for my first class, now I'm going to skip three.Sucks having to go to class.
3/1/2010 12:33:48 PM
oh man, this morning i forgot my conditioner was still in the bag downstairs. I got half way through with my shower and had to get out of the warmth and go fetch it
3/1/2010 12:45:21 PM
I have no food and I won't get my paycheck until Friday. I sold my car last week and I now walk to work. I may have to start living outside of my place of employment and get a hotel room once a week to take a shower.What to do???
3/1/2010 12:47:44 PM
Look for change in the floor -- oh wait, you no longer have a car.You're SOL, dude.My microwave keeps beeping every 30 seconds after it's finished. Ok, ok, I heard you the first time. I've gotta finish this post before I get my fewds.
3/1/2010 12:48:55 PM
My 4 closest gfs here each make six-figures. I feel like a failure in comparison.
3/1/2010 1:53:28 PM
you can't buy personality
3/1/2010 1:57:15 PM
I wish I could I just want more $$$ so I can buy a bunch of bikes and bike gear.
3/1/2010 2:01:38 PM
and what is it that your friends do?I would like to join this club
3/1/2010 2:17:21 PM
One is an HR manager for a Fortune 500 companyOne is an IT manager for a Fortune 100 companyOne is a senior business architect for a computer software companyOne is a medical device sales rep (for penis stuff!)
3/1/2010 2:22:23 PM
what medical devices are there for penises?
3/1/2010 2:26:38 PM
She sells urology equipment, like catheters, splash guards and drain bags.
3/1/2010 2:28:29 PM
I totally think i could sell penis equipment
3/1/2010 2:31:53 PM
i think this is like a fourteen year old boy who says he wants to be a gynecologistit's good in theoryand then you actually think about it
3/1/2010 2:33:46 PM
I don't know that I could sell splash guards and keep a straight face.
3/1/2010 2:36:18 PM
I don't know that I could sell splash guards and keep a straight face food down.
3/1/2010 4:01:29 PM
Guy I know sells urinal cakes and makes a killingBiggest seller he says is ocean breeze
3/1/2010 4:05:48 PM
3/1/2010 4:07:39 PM
Yeah what with being judged solely on their appearance where people assume they're stupid.
3/1/2010 4:09:00 PM
which is quite exploitable.
3/1/2010 4:14:27 PM
3/1/2010 4:15:11 PM
I've been with a lot of girls (been with a lot of guys too)and I've noticed no real correlation between attractiveness and intelligenceGranted, I've never banged an uggo, although a few were dangerously close
3/1/2010 4:16:31 PM
3/1/2010 4:23:56 PM
Not from some of the pictures I've seen
3/1/2010 4:26:27 PM
Haha. Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
3/1/2010 4:31:06 PM
^hahaha. I think i know what i'm putting on my saucer plate now!
3/1/2010 4:34:17 PM
^ I am so jealous that you have a Saucer plate. First world problems ITT.
3/1/2010 4:35:01 PM
^ you need to come to DC and i'll take you to brickskeller... i think they have more beers than saucer
3/1/2010 4:35:38 PM