http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/31/picnic_table_incident/

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"An Ohio man has admitted to four felony counts of public indecency after a neighbour caught him on camera having sex with a picnic table, local news outfit WTOL11 reports. Bellevue resident Art Price Jr, 40, molested the round metal table on four occasions "between the hours of 10:30 am and noon". A video of his last furniture liaison, on 14 March, provided police with hard evidence of Price's perversion. Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.""

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3/31/2008 8:06:09 PM

it begins

3/31/2008 8:06:20 PM

old

3/31/2008 8:06:25 PM

jesus christ you people

3/31/2008 8:06:30 PM

fourth and ibtl

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3/31/2008 8:06:32 PM

^^^ if by old you mean less than a day old

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 8:07 PM. Reason : .]

3/31/2008 8:06:56 PM

Oh the British and their delightful diction.

3/31/2008 8:07:32 PM

3/31/2008 8:07:52 PM

i want to stick my cock into a fucking hornets nest after reading this piece of shit thread

3/31/2008 8:09:52 PM

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3/31/2008 8:10:23 PM