Myrtle's 22nd Birthday Party !!!

submitted by FuhCtious on Wednesday, October 3 2001 at 3:35 PM

Okay, folks, here it is. Our girl Myrtle, at one time the most obscene person on The Wolf Web, is turning 22. Everyone who is anyone is going to be out at Ruckus this Thursday, October 4th. The party girl will be getting there around 9:30, so plan accordingly. Zeitgeist is also having a birthday, so you get 2 Laurens for the price of one!

Everyone who shows up has to buy her a drink, because we want her nice and plastered so we can all take advantage of her. Everyone has been waiting months for this, and the time is finally here. So if you know her and love her, know her and hate her, or just want to know her, come on out to Ruckus and throw down!

posted by CrazyJ on Wednesday, October 3 2001 at 4:25 PM

THIS WILL BE THE SUPER DUPEREST PARTY EVER!

thanks for the story I feel special now

10/3/2001 4:34:56 PM

One more thing... is it really bikini night at Ruckus tomorrow? That's what it says on their homepage..... do I need to get a new suit???

Isn't it cold for bikinis?

10/3/2001 4:39:10 PM

I AM

SOOOOOOOOOO THERE

10/3/2001 4:43:28 PM

I am coming and bringing my dancin' shoes with me!
But I still ain't dancin.

10/3/2001 4:45:21 PM

dammit i want to go but i have something else i have to do that night

10/3/2001 4:45:40 PM

well Cassie... CANCEL YOUR PLANS!

10/3/2001 4:46:21 PM

WELL TOOTITY TOOT TOOT TOOT GOES MY LITTLE FLUTE!

10/3/2001 4:52:37 PM

YAY!!!!!!!!!!

10/3/2001 4:55:34 PM

i would but its pledge stuff that i cant get out of

10/3/2001 6:28:12 PM

THANKS FOR THE LAST MINUTE NOTICE

10/3/2001 8:05:29 PM

d0000d, grammar ninja, there's been a thread about it for like 2 weeks

10/3/2001 8:24:23 PM

Well damn.......I wish I could go. Oh well have a cold one for moi Myrtle.

10/3/2001 9:13:43 PM

The only story I have ever submitted...and naturally it was for my first real WW friend...who loves ya Myrtle!

10/3/2001 9:22:02 PM

Don't you mean "who's my daddy?"



THANKS THO!

10/4/2001 8:46:50 AM

aw man i really wanted to go. maybe if i finish my java project, 212 circuit, circuit lab report, 220 homework, and 211 homework i can make it!

... sorry ill be missn you guys

10/4/2001 12:17:50 PM