Hi. You're probably new to the Wolf Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're new to college in general. It's an exciting time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives you'd never realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing a few ideas of your own with your peers now that you find yourself in an academic environment that seems perfectly suited to such an exchange.

Why don't we go a little further? Odds are you consider yourself very intelligent. In fact, you're probably so intelligent that you've figured out all the quirks and kinks of organized religion--or at least Christianity. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? You were probably raised in a Christian household and resent that upbringing for limiting your personal freedoms, so it's only natural that you'd seek to undermine Christ's teachings and save others from having such a faulty belief system for their own good. Pretty cool of you, isn't it? You've really got it together.

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID

LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET

NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON RELIGION ARE RADICAL OR EVEN THOUGHT-PROVOKING

IT'S NO SECRET YOU GOT THEM OFF A FUCKING WEBSITE

WE'VE ALL READ THE PROSELYTIZER QUESTIONNAIRE TOO

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GOING TO LEND A FRESH OUTLOOK

DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND

THAT FOR SEVERAL FUCKING CENTURIES NOW

SOME OF THE MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE ANNALS OF HUMAN HISTORY

HAVE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO ANSWERING DEEPER THEOLOGICAL CONCERNS

THAN YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT

ABOUT THE DISCREPANCIES IN THE GENEALOGIES OF CHRIST IN THE GOSPELS?

I MEAN

HOLY FUCK

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY COCKSUCKER WHO EVER NOTICED THAT OR SOMETHING?!

WAKE THE FUCK UP

YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUPID KID

AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL

INCONSIDERATE

AND DISRESPECTFUL

BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT MORAL CODE

AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE CHARACTER

BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT

FOR YOU TO ATTACK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PLAY THE VICTIM

TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY "FORCE THEIR BELIEFS" ON YOU

BY HANDING OUT A FUCKING PAMPHLET

I MEAN HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS TEN TIMES WORSE

GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY

THIS REBELLION AGAINST MOMMY AND DADDY ISN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE

WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE

YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST

YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE

STOP ARGUING WITH GARY

HE IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU

I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING

THAT IF YOU PULL THIS SALISBURYBOY, SYLVERSHADOW KIND OF SHIT ON ME

YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN

I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE

WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION

OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SAME SHIT WITH ANY RELIGION

BESIDES CHRISTIANITY OR JUDAISM

WITH SOME BOOK BESIDES THE BIBLE OR THE TORAH

YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE

SO PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING PIPE YOU JUST BOUGHT FROM BUDDHA'S BELLY

THE FIRST WEEKEND YOU WERE UP HERE

AND SMOKE IT

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID

and that's my word.

11/28/2002 5:03:40 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA! well said and completely true!

11/28/2002 8:41:48 AM

Once again FroshKiller has hit the nail on the head.

11/28/2002 10:24:38 AM

damn right.

11/28/2002 11:33:01 AM

Quote :

"YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE "

11/28/2002 11:38:41 AM

aha

11/28/2002 11:42:34 AM

Nuoq + FroshKiller

11/28/2002 11:44:59 AM

Well damn, I hope that kills the next christianity thread before it starts, I gotta remember that cum flake thing too

11/28/2002 12:09:04 PM

I haven't read the religion threads for months because its just the same old stupid shit, and the anti-Christian people are so fucking nit-picky its pathetic.

11/28/2002 12:19:52 PM

unfortunately, ths thread is going to turn into the usual debate at some point

11/28/2002 12:37:21 PM

FroshKiller:

Quote :

"I once masturbated to ejaculation four times within seven minutes, and my record for most ejaculations in one day is eight."

11/28/2002 1:50:11 PM

there's an ungodly amount of thread masturbation in these religion threads

11/28/2002 1:53:38 PM

FroshKiller, you talk shit about people who bash religion because they think they're original. Your thread is not original and is a copy of the many others bashing the bashers of religion.

11/28/2002 4:15:31 PM

yes, but he did it with style...

here here frosh, well put

11/28/2002 4:24:07 PM

i raise a glass to this thread.

11/28/2002 5:34:16 PM

it might not be a new idea to post a thread against religion, but he said cum flake, so he gets mad props for that

11/28/2002 6:28:32 PM

this is not a thread against religion

11/28/2002 6:30:15 PM

whatever, all I know is that he said cum flake

11/28/2002 6:38:54 PM

We post religious thread because idiots like you say dumb bullshit like

Quote :

"BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT MORAL CODE AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE CHARACTER "

So, of course we're gonna defend ourselves when people like you express those kinds of opinions. And before you say

Quote :

"AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL INCONSIDERATE AND DISRESPECTFUL"

think about what YOU are doing when you make assumptions about my morality based on whether or not I believe a big invisible guy up in the sky is gonna fry me for eternity if I don't kiss his ass just right.

11/28/2002 8:11:44 PM

awww, nuoq thats too cute.

11/28/2002 9:22:40 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

outstanding!

11/28/2002 11:16:32 PM

Quote :

"I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING THAT IF YOU PULL THIS SALISBURYBOY, SYLVERSHADOW KIND OF SHIT ON ME YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE"

someone get this kid a tv show

(btw i'm taking hindu religious traditions this semester, i'm exploring religions. i'm philisophical like WOAH)

11/28/2002 11:30:22 PM

Quote :

"YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE "

felch is arguably the second best f-word in the english language...

for those who don't know...

Quote :

"Felching: sucking semen out of vagina or anus; or inserting animals into anus or vagina "

11/29/2002 2:02:38 AM

Back to the top.

2/21/2003 7:17:36 AM

I like version 2 more, this ones got more stuff then the last one

2/21/2003 8:14:46 AM

the guy always posts in caps and writes a lot but has very little to say

2/21/2003 8:35:00 AM

I said a fucking mouthful, you fucking cocksucker.

2/21/2003 8:41:09 AM

*fight fight fight*

2/21/2003 8:43:19 AM

5$ on Frosh to be the only one standing after 1 round.

damn...time for class..

2/21/2003 8:50:15 AM

What is so fucking gay is that some of the people praising Frosh for such a good bash are the exact same people who constantly post in or create religous threads.

Good example: timswar
Better example: ZeroDegrez. Look at this fucking info, it looks like 99% of the threads he has fucking looked at recently are mother fucking religous threads.

I'm sure a lot more other fucking people who posted are the same way, i'm just too lazy to look. You know who you are. Be ashamed.

2/21/2003 9:41:07 AM

ummm... excuse me... as a christian i am praising him for saying something i've been thinking for 6 months now and just haven't been able to express properly...

know before you post

2/21/2003 9:49:09 AM

OUTSTANDING.

This is quite possibly the best thread that I've ever seen in the soapbox.
gg, Frosh!

2/21/2003 9:53:02 AM

What FroshKiller wrote is bullshit. But it could get him laid.

2/21/2003 9:55:31 AM

well thats really all that important

2/21/2003 9:58:51 AM

Quote :

"THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING "

That may be the funniest thing you've ever said.

2/21/2003 10:42:34 AM

just started shaving ? yeah....i understand

2/21/2003 11:07:57 AM

top notch

2/21/2003 12:07:21 PM

Best fuck off thread ever

2/21/2003 12:38:23 PM

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"Better example: ZeroDegrez. Look at this fucking info, it looks like 99% of the threads he has fucking looked at recently are mother fucking religous threads. "

actully i think its around 90%, I've posted a few non religious ones. But what do you want? thats all the soap box is, thats all it has ever been, when I first came here all i ever saw was religious threads, and not all my stuff is rehashed, some of it is actually orgional as far as i know, well atleast I try to make it so though sometimes i fail or it is done in vain. Some stuff falls under the rehash groupie, but not all of it. aielman even said so on one of my threads. I praise frosh because he speaks his mind, and I admire that in people. So what if this thread is directed at people that post teh shit does it change anything? no. But hey whats it matter, tomarrow will be another day and will bring aouther thread. hell and at some point I will probably become a frosh, sure im doing religious threads now, but eventully they will sicken me...like one too many marshmello peeps.. but until that day i think ill expand my religions i pick on...need new material anyway, im still deciding on which to spend my excess freetime on. Christianity has been beaten into the ground and actully I am getting tired of it, it would be nice to see some other religions appear. religion plays a big role in the world to try and ignore that it does is foolish, world politics, laws, everything worth debating is in some way shape of form affected by religion, thus everything eventully goes back to its roots.

[Edited on February 21, 2003 at 1:51 PM. Reason : wiky wiky weee]

2/21/2003 1:42:04 PM

timswar, personally i took the thread more as an attack on bullshit religous discussion in general and not just the anti-Christian shit (even though that's what it deals with directly). So I guess it's nice that you're a Christian but more often than not you are right in the middle of the bullshit discussion.

If that wasn't Frosh's point in making this thread, then fuck him it should have been. Agnostic, Athiest, Christian, Islam, all the "discussions" on religon up in this bitch are bullshit.

[Edited on February 21, 2003 at 2:50 PM. Reason : ``]


[Edited on February 21, 2003 at 2:58 PM. Reason : And you're usually right there in it. ]

2/21/2003 2:50:08 PM

Frosh, you seem to contradict yourself. It appears that you want me to look at your opinion on religion as if you know what the fuck you are talking about. You are just a stupid bitch who is sick of being proved wrong. If you don't want to hear about religion, stay the fuck out of the soap box. And remember, their is ALWAYS going to someone who has studied a certain subject more than you. SO, i guess this means that anything you have to say about anything is bullshit and shouldn't be considered. YOU SUCK COCK.

2/21/2003 2:54:01 PM

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"It appears that you want me to look at your opinion on religion as if you know what the fuck you are talking about. You are just a stupid bitch who is sick of being proved wrong. "

teh wins

2/21/2003 2:55:51 PM

altoid, you completely missed it. he was saying that everyone is just repeating the same old arguments over and over again.

[Edited on February 21, 2003 at 2:56 PM. Reason : adsf]

2/21/2003 2:56:21 PM

He was also saying that their opinions were not worth anything because "scholars" have devoted their whole lives to studing shit. And, if he doesn't want to see the same discussion over and over, he shouldn't click on a religion thread and read the shit.

[Edited on February 21, 2003 at 2:58 PM. Reason : .]

2/21/2003 2:58:08 PM

thats true, but your first observation wasnt

2/21/2003 3:00:23 PM

party hard guys

2/21/2003 3:12:57 PM

FroshKiller is entertaining and insightful. This makes him my hero.

2/21/2003 3:24:26 PM

^ You, are pathetic. Shouldn't pinkachu be your hero?

2/21/2003 3:26:50 PM

Um...no and why? Frosh makes me laugh and he's intelligent. Pikachu is yellow and shocks people. He does not make me laugh. I don't understand your logic.

2/21/2003 3:30:53 PM

pikachu is powerful, (i assume if he shocks people) Frosh just talks alot

2/21/2003 3:32:45 PM