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MrGreen
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We are extremely excited and proud to announce that Another Fucking Brewery is finally open after a long process involving all of the normal things that must happen for any brewery (or any business, for that matter) to open that we didn’t anticipate because we don’t fucking know what we’re doing! Here’s a story that makes you wonder if we view this appropriately and necessarily complex process as unique to us even though it’s been done a thousand goddamn times in the last year alone!!!!!!!!

10/18/2023 8:12:34 AM

fatcatt316
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Oh man I've heard they're pretty good, looking forward to checking them out

10/18/2023 8:33:55 AM

The Coz
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Will it ya drunk, tho?!

10/18/2023 10:56:33 AM

afripino
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personal foul....number 69. he was giving us the business. automatic first down.

10/18/2023 11:30:05 AM

Kickstand
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MrGreen, do you know if they have West Coast IPA's on tap? My friends and I have recently discovered the W.C. IPA. They are delicious!

10/18/2023 12:24:02 PM

MrGreen
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You must be talking about the Of Course We Fucking Do Double Hazy Extra Juicy West Coast IPA!!!! We have it on draft and in cans, growlers, and crowlers, and it’s also featured in our You Have To Be Fucking Kidding Me adult capri suns!!

[Edited on October 18, 2023 at 1:43 PM. Reason : y]

10/18/2023 1:42:44 PM

PaulISdead
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Hey guys - putting a group together that consistently miss the urinal and steal glassware.

10/19/2023 11:14:19 PM

StTexan
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Is MrGreen a saleman?

10/20/2023 3:56:59 AM

dmspack
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Just an idea, but what if this brewery had board games for their customers to play?

10/20/2023 12:35:16 PM

Bullet
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Pickled Boiled Eggs in a huge glass jar on the bar, 25 cents each.

(and you should have a trivia night, that would be neat)

[Edited on October 20, 2023 at 1:27 PM. Reason : and yoga night]

10/20/2023 1:12:45 PM

MrGreen
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Kids’ Karaoke every weeknight from 5 to 7pm. The first and third Sundays we have fireworks and it’s also Bring Your Pit Bull to the Brewery night!!!!!

10/20/2023 10:20:25 PM

Kickstand
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I think it would be lovely if you had a giant Jenga set on the patio.
Also, call your appetizers "tapas" for good measure. You could make a killing selling bacon doused in maple syrup, cracked black pepper, and brown sugar. 4-pieces for $12.99

10/21/2023 12:29:00 PM

The Coz
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That low?!

10/21/2023 12:47:33 PM

MrGreen
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Stop by for a free AFB Pup Cup made from spent grains blended with local farm-to-table whipped cream!!!!!!!!

10/21/2023 7:19:51 PM

dmspack
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Not enough places let you bring your dog(s) nowadays. Please address this!

10/21/2023 7:32:31 PM

MrGreen
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Come on down!!! We actually prioritize canine customers over people because there are no bad dogs, just bad owners. You may have read about an unfortunate incident at our soft open where a human customer had to be escorted out and banned because they raised a pint of beer to their lips too quickly while smiling, startling my pibble Barley, which forced her to rip that asshole’s face clean off!!!! We welcome all fur babies on our patio and in our state-of-the-art beer cleanroom!!

10/21/2023 7:58:03 PM

StTexan
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Lol show them this https://youtu.be/k9ZGEvUwSMg?si=CMAnpaFFzcmQMb3y and see what they say

10/21/2023 9:34:07 PM

BubbleBobble
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Quote :
"Is MrGreen a saleman?"


nah he's more of an armpit man

10/21/2023 10:07:54 PM

afripino
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in for the AFB Run Club!

10/23/2023 1:31:06 PM

BubbleBobble
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this is all southern rednecks do

you act surprised about this brah :3

10/23/2023 1:34:22 PM

MrGreen
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AFB supporters both furry and otherwise - we’re doing something totally unique here and with that comes haters. Don’t engage them!!! It’s not worth it and you have better things to do, like drink our Wild Dog Boner Sour with your friends, your kids, and your friends’ kids!

10/23/2023 5:48:18 PM

The Coz
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I'd rather drink with my kid's friends. They're more interesting than him.

10/23/2023 6:59:10 PM

TKE-Teg
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Quote :
"in for the AFB Run Club!"


Dammit, you beat me to it.

10/24/2023 8:50:58 AM

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