https://www.tmz.com/2023/08/30/man-sex-caught-cow-animal-abuse-farmers-install-alarms/

You’ve gotta legally change your name after this since you’re all over the googles now, right?

8/30/2023 2:56:12 PM

he's definitely using this as furniture

[Edited on August 30, 2023 at 4:13 PM. Reason : -]

8/30/2023 4:13:08 PM

I wonder if the calfs behaved differently after he fucked them

8/30/2023 7:06:55 PM

Quote :

"Apparently, he fell victim to some booby traps set by the farmers."

damn, I assumed that he was the owner of the cows by the title. not that it'd make it any better. the dude just walked into other people's farms and screwed their animals tf

8/30/2023 7:54:08 PM

Boy, was his wife mad about this headline...

8/30/2023 10:24:20 PM