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I did that thing where you put like 2l of water into a bag with a hose that you stick into your bum. (enema or some shit) Then release the water and poop out the water. Cleans your dooky track.

Well I guess it gave me a small hemorrhoid. Ok no big deal had them once or twice. Just goes away on its own. Well fast forward a few more days and i am at work like “dang did i not wipe my ass good enough”? So go to bathroom, and tp has only blood. Then about 5 hours later same feeling and blood again on tp.

Get home from work and shower and of course after water gets into ass crack see red colored water on bathtub floor.

Put a washcloth in between my cheeks for past few hours. Makes me think this is what women have to go through on monthly basis. Replaced once and dot on washcloth turned into 4 dots when i undid washcloth.

Anyways…what happened? Did I pop that hemorrhoid bump or something? First few days ok now all the sudden today asshole is bleeding.



[Edited on January 6, 2023 at 1:16 AM. Reason : Tww is a blog]

1/6/2023 1:01:00 AM

Sorry to hear that, tww user. Rest assured, you aren't going to die.
Have your doctor prescribe you some hydrocortisone acetate 2.5% and Americaine Hemorrhoidal Ointment.
Wipe with nothing but moist wipes for a few days. Even use Preparation H wipes with witch hazel. Wash your asshole in the shower after each poop. Take super hot baths with epsom salt. Put a hot compress between your cheeks. Limit your physical activity over the weekend to reduce tearing and allow your asshole to heal. Ingest some fiber pills. Drink water. Rest. Relax.

1/6/2023 8:15:31 AM

Sorry, my b. I hit that shit a little harder than you were ready for. Now you got an ass period

1/6/2023 9:43:01 AM

invest in a bidet and stop scraping your ass with dry-ass paper.

1/6/2023 9:51:36 AM

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1/6/2023 11:10:18 AM

I bet MrGreen clicks on this at some point thinking it's his thread :3

1/6/2023 5:00:29 PM

you know me

1/6/2023 9:38:31 PM

Thanks Kickstand, will look into your suggestions.

1/6/2023 11:15:22 PM

Don't sleep on the advice of Preparation H Raymond either.

1/7/2023 8:51:09 AM

^^ No doubt. No doubt.

1/8/2023 9:53:48 PM

Asshole is blood-free today

1/8/2023 10:13:10 PM

I'll be there shortly to fix that

1/9/2023 1:09:55 AM

Thanks aaronburro for fixing my asshole

1/15/2023 1:36:51 AM

I haven’t put that tube up my butt since this all happened. I want to flush out the toxins, afraid of another bursted hemorrhoid.

Although it is old fashioned, i like to think it is healthy to regularly flush dooky tract with warm water.

5/5/2023 3:59:18 AM

If you eat real food (not the junk that most white people eat), then this shouldn't happen.

Chronic constipation means you will get the full suite of metabolic, cardiovascular, and neurodegenerative diseases in your life, assuming you never change your food habits.

5/5/2023 7:15:32 AM

I don't think that's what it means but ok dr tww

5/5/2023 9:48:39 AM

You keep thinking while I know.

5/5/2023 10:39:48 AM

0EPII1 analyzes your health by sniffing your boxers

5/5/2023 10:50:40 AM

^NTTAWTT

5/5/2023 6:03:27 PM