https://www.the-sun.com/news/3773094/what-soaking-meaning/

2/26/2022 1:56:56 PM

That's the stupidest thing I have ever read.

This is the 2nd stupidest: "Why can't Mormons have sex before marriage?" Uh, no real Christians should be having sex before marriage.

[Edited on February 26, 2022 at 2:19 PM. Reason : stop posting links from bloody british tabloids]

2/26/2022 2:18:25 PM

you fucking dolt it's about the practice not the source

[Edited on February 26, 2022 at 2:26 PM. Reason : I'll let you get back to sniffing dudes dirty boxers now ]

[Edited on February 26, 2022 at 2:27 PM. Reason : 5 lafta bucks to anyone who can pull that direct quote ]

2/26/2022 2:25:56 PM

You guys never jump humped a mormon before?

2/26/2022 3:40:09 PM

Anything for my dearest friend, synapse

Quote :

"One of my friends as an undergrad who used to live in another dorm stayed over in my room one night. He asked for boxers, so I gave him a clean pair. He woke up in the morning and left before I got up. I sniffed the boxers and they smelled of shit, from like 3-4 inches away."

[Edited on February 26, 2022 at 4:57 PM. Reason : lol 0EPII1 only reads dailymail, kk?]

2/26/2022 4:56:40 PM

I’m sure dozens of people are doing this.

2/26/2022 5:30:50 PM

Quote :

"lol 0EPII1 only reads dailymail, kk?"

LOL

2/26/2022 6:36:57 PM

Quote :

"you fucking dolt it's about the practice not the source"

right you fucking oppressor and brown-people killer, when i post something legit from a british tabloid, then suddenly it's all about the source but not the facts, right?

you fucking hypocrite.

[Edited on February 26, 2022 at 8:07 PM. Reason : wow, look at you acting like a little bitch and bringing up irrelevant shit]

2/26/2022 8:02:47 PM

https://v.redd.it/wu4uvu3k9hd81

2/26/2022 9:13:25 PM

Somebody's jimmies are rustled

[Edited on February 27, 2022 at 4:47 PM. Reason : ty EMCE <3]

2/27/2022 4:46:47 PM

how do you enter to soak without an initial thrust from either person? mormons defying physics ITT

2/28/2022 12:07:45 PM

the second part here is my favorite part

Quote :

"Soaking is a sex act that involves a person putting their penis in another person's vagina and staying completely still. User @exmolex said the logic is that because there is "no thrusting" it doesn't "count as sex." In a similar vein, jump-humping is another tactic some young Mormons use to evade the chastity code. Jump-humping is when a third person jumps on the bed while two other people "soak" to create motion, without the two having intercourse that involves thrusting. "

2/28/2022 1:27:19 PM

jump humping sounds fun as hell for the jumper

2/28/2022 2:24:32 PM

Quote :

"look at you acting like a little bitch and bringing up irrelevant shit"

Wait ICWYDT! Italicizing the word shit cause you were referring to the time you stuck your nose into someone else's!

Good one!

3/2/2022 12:55:43 PM

Makes about as much sense as Sabbath mode on an oven

3/2/2022 10:59:23 PM