Just found out about https://www.cuddlecomfort.com where you can spend $80/hr getting to be the little spoon.

I feel like this would be an excellent side gig for ReceiveDeath

7/6/2021 11:49:38 PM

Get comfortable with prostitution

7/7/2021 10:59:06 AM

I used to be a Principle Cuddler Architect at Cuddleworks Inc. My specialty was the big spoon - belly rub maneuver. I was let go last October, after my third infraction for EDC (Erection Donk Contact). I can't believe they overlooked my exemplary career and just threw me away

7/7/2021 2:46:11 PM

If I had a nickel for every time I had to go through mandatory anti-EDC training...

7/7/2021 2:48:18 PM

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