I was walking down the beach looking for some action,
Had my radio set on a rappin' rock station.
Saw a girl drowning, sticking situations.
She wanted me to give her mouth-to-mouth recessitation!

4/8/2021 8:25:18 AM

I don't want to be on the beach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW9Lj1s9axY

4/8/2021 8:37:24 AM

You fucking liar, this is a hulk hogan song

4/8/2021 8:48:04 AM

Can u prove this didn’t happen to me?

4/8/2021 9:33:01 AM

4/8/2021 10:12:10 AM

I was promised a cool story. All I got was FRAUD!

4/8/2021 10:16:13 AM

Because if something happened in a song it can never actually happen in real life

Know what happened next?

We were cruising down the beach checking out the action,
Had my radio rocking to a heavy metal station.
Putting on some shades, trying to catch some rays,
When a caught the life guard messing with my babe!

[Edited on April 8, 2021 at 2:08 PM. Reason : 0]

4/8/2021 2:08:01 PM

4/8/2021 3:17:47 PM

I can't wait to hear what happened next.

4/8/2021 3:34:19 PM

Let me guess, you're the beach patrol and you want to party

4/8/2021 4:32:29 PM

LOL

what is going on here tho

4/8/2021 8:01:11 PM

How do you. Know I wasnt on the Beach Patrol?

We would yell:
Woop, there it is, check it up, check it in,
You'll be six feet deep if you touch my girlfriend.
You know this home boy could lose control,
You just don't mess with the beach patrol.

4/8/2021 9:24:04 PM

right neeear the beach

4/8/2021 9:24:50 PM

What are you talking about ?

4/9/2021 11:33:34 AM

When does the story get cool?

4/9/2021 12:18:05 PM

COZ IM TELLING YOU
When you're hanging at the beach you can see so much,
Look all you want, but you better not touch.
Take it from me, don't lose control,
'Cause you're gunna have to deal with the beach patrol.

4/10/2021 4:35:11 PM

What do you know about copyright law, because this is THEFT!

4/10/2021 4:41:08 PM

Prove this did not actually happen to me

4/11/2021 7:24:18 AM

justinh524 already proved that you STOLE your supposed "cool story" word-for-word from great American hero Terry Eugene Bollea. What you gonna do when he finds out you are a copyright thief and decides to run wild on you?! Not to mention the RIAA. You have been reported.

4/11/2021 8:57:52 AM

Just because something happened in a song doesn’t meant it didn’t actually happen in reality to someone else that’s not that person.

4/11/2021 9:45:40 AM

You think that defense would stand up in a court of LAW?!

4/11/2021 11:21:10 AM

I can prove it did with witnesses and testimony. Something you apparently don’t knoe

4/11/2021 11:59:14 AM

That 2 minute and 15 second song lasts nearly 10 minutes

4/12/2021 11:45:30 AM

If you're looking for something cool to do
Just pick good friends to be with you
Always watch out where you are at
You may be judged where you hang your hat
Can you feel the muscic, can you feel the beat
You don't need drugs to move your feet
When the dealer tries to push on you
Just tell him what you're gonna do

4/12/2021 12:28:03 PM

Always go swimming with a buddy, work real hard and always study

4/12/2021 2:06:11 PM

Those are good goals

4/12/2021 3:04:20 PM

If you want to be real real cool
Don't be so stupid and play the fool
Get your education each and every day
These are all the things that the Maniacs say!

6/25/2021 7:36:06 AM