While I would never discount the illustrious benefits of a year long TWW Premium Subscription (and the accompanying n00d cache), I think we should consider bestowing additional gifts and honors on this years Egg Hunt winner.

For my part, I will send the winner a song I wrote about pooping.

3/24/2021 1:31:31 PM

I am still awaiting my 2020 egg hunt champion benefits.

Although, I guess the free year of premium is tacked onto my lifetime premium so my corpse gets a free year.

3/24/2021 1:35:29 PM

I would be happy to throw in on a prize...if this shit wasn’t so obviously fucking rigged every god damn year!

3/24/2021 3:08:38 PM

It was rigged for TreeTwista10 last year, but i still won.

3/24/2021 4:47:55 PM

I'd mail the winner... something.

3/24/2021 4:52:03 PM

Looks like have 2 firm commitments so far!

3/30/2021 4:04:54 PM

My commitment is rock solid. I love mailing weird shit to people.

3/30/2021 5:12:52 PM

I'll give someone the true gift of Easter, a thought and a prayer.

3/30/2021 7:50:22 PM