The boat was stolen from the Lake Benson area. My brother had it in a friends backyard that is across the road to the lake (so cross the road, then thru a backyard to the lake) and it was gone last night. It was a pontoon boat white w blue stripes on the side and like a dark blue roof. On a trailer w 2 wheeels that prob needs a truck to pull so its prob bein pulled by a truck.

3/19/2021 8:34:21 AM

You can do better

3/19/2021 9:30:05 AM

WELL I DIDNT TAKE MY OWM BOAT

3/19/2021 9:36:20 AM

you should post a picture of the boat to help us identify it

3/19/2021 9:58:27 AM

This dumb shtick really brings me back

[Edited on March 19, 2021 at 10:11 AM. Reason : ]

3/19/2021 10:11:44 AM

It looks like this one https://i.pinimg.com/originals/30/05/05/30050534d8f9cc77749526fbfe1d8018.jpg

3/19/2021 10:16:21 AM

that photo is from a pinterest post from 2018 though. you should post a photo of the actual boat that was stolen. otherwise you are committing FRAUD.

3/19/2021 10:18:07 AM

I SAID IT LOOKS LIKE THAT ONE

I am not posting any picture I have bc I or my location am in them and I am not going g to risk ID THEFT

3/19/2021 10:29:57 AM

I cannot believe this!

3/19/2021 10:36:07 AM

Was it stolen, or eaten?

3/19/2021 11:35:37 AM

What can you eat a boat?

3/19/2021 12:18:44 PM

HA HA HA you've never heard of Sharks, what a NOOB

3/19/2021 12:28:31 PM

HA HA you think SHARKS use computes

3/19/2021 12:43:11 PM

It wasn't sharks, idiots. It was the Lake Benson Monster, Bennie.

3/19/2021 12:47:29 PM

Okay, hear me out...maybe you and your brother had too much to drink and accidentally left the boat out on the lake and it sank?

[Edited on March 19, 2021 at 4:51 PM. Reason : dur]

3/19/2021 4:50:46 PM

Yeah. Re-trace the waves you made to locate the boat you left behimd wile dRunk.

3/19/2021 11:07:01 PM

Someone is saying that I was drunk driving the boat like I should go to jail, sounds like SLANDER

3/20/2021 9:47:05 AM

You love to see it

3/20/2021 9:52:55 AM

I heard from an anonymous source that The Coz bought the boat from your brother

3/20/2021 10:23:06 AM

That's anonymous SLANDER!

3/20/2021 11:25:21 AM

You bougt a stolen boat? You know what that means?

3/20/2021 12:51:30 PM

Oh, so you admit your brother STOLE the boat?! You're BOTH going to JAIL!

3/20/2021 1:37:59 PM

You are so dumb

WE bought the boat, then someone OTHER THAN US stole it, and then YOU bought it from
The Stealer

3/20/2021 1:55:19 PM

According to TreeTwista10's anonymous source, I clearly bought the boat from your brother. If so, he's double-dealing on you, or maybe you both are committing insurance FRAUD!

Does your brother look like a dumb redneck with three missing front teeth and a neckbeard? Helluva guy!

Anyway, I paid good money for this boat, and I'm going to enjoy it. I'm thinking about hosting a party at Lake Benson soon. You're all invited. What kind of chips does everyone want?

3/20/2021 4:32:22 PM

Thats not what my brother looks like so I know that is all a lie. and you said you dont live near raleigh do you think we are all stupid? your fake drivers liceneses all said other states

3/20/2021 5:36:33 PM

Careful, The Coz, since you posted your drivers license, Rem Lezar will probably try to STEAL your IDENITTY

3/20/2021 6:39:13 PM

That was my license from several years ago. I live in a different state now and look much more like an adult.

But seriously, guys, what kind of chips does everyone want? It's critically important that we have a wide variety of chips. I'm bringing microchips from the COVID vaccines and also Capri Suns. Just let me know.

3/20/2021 11:09:35 PM

I’m coming to the party, WITH THE POLICE

3/21/2021 8:16:01 AM

Total NARC move, Rem.

3/21/2021 8:25:49 AM

You are gonna LOSE YOUR JOB maybe I’ll bring a judge who can explain to your dumb brain what happened and then it’s straight to JAIL

You can avoid it by promising to return the boat if you have it or I’ll be nice and let you team up w me to find it. I am nice enough to let you have a chance to reedeem yourself, since you need the help from a person who can provide it unlike you

3/21/2021 9:08:17 AM

Very conciliatory. You can come to my party on your former boat. BYOC.

3/21/2021 11:19:17 AM

An anonymous source told me the boat is in a warehouse in Zebulon

3/21/2021 11:34:26 AM

Is the anonomyous source THE COZ?

I think the only thing he’s going to in Zebulon is: https://martincountysheriff.net/north-carolina/city-jail/zebulon-city-jail/

3/21/2021 11:41:01 AM

WRONG! I'm going to Boat Day at Carolina Mudcats Stadium.

3/21/2021 12:25:06 PM

Its not baseball season, are you gonna park it in the stands and leave it there bc you think boat day means boats WATCH THE GAME?

You are so dumb! Go back to Kmart or jail!

3/21/2021 6:28:24 PM

You can't steal something that never existed.

3/21/2021 6:56:44 PM

I didn't steal it. I bought it. Price was so good it only seems like a steal.

3/21/2021 8:15:05 PM

2legit2quip

3/21/2021 8:29:58 PM

So Coz is having the boat party now? May I bring a guest?

3/21/2021 9:43:33 PM

Yes, but only if you bring some kind of chips.

3/21/2021 10:04:03 PM

Came I bring a bike to ride?

3/21/2021 10:13:04 PM

Coz is such a dumb dork he probably bought like a canoo and thinks that is a pontoon boat bc they dont sell real boats in his Kmart

Bc I told you that guy wasn’t my brother

Show me a picture of you on your boat and prove it

3/22/2021 7:09:25 AM

^^Yes! We're going to have a jump to do tricks off into the lake.

^

3/22/2021 8:03:52 AM

Where are your diabetic shoes?

3/22/2021 11:05:29 AM

That doesn't look like the boat in the FAKE PICTURE that Rem STOLE from pinterest

3/22/2021 12:03:57 PM

3/22/2021 12:05:49 PM

^^^I said diabetic socks, not shoes! I don't wear them all the time. Here I'm modeling my Kmart bobo boat shoes. It was another beautiful day on Lake Benson. Passengers pay extra to borrow the Captain's hat. They don't know that I got it at Kmart as part of a blue-light special years ago!

^^Right, because this is the REAL boat.

3/22/2021 1:17:00 PM

It’s not the same boat, you stole it from someone else not me

[Edited on March 22, 2021 at 2:05 PM. Reason : Also you gave yourself up on your fake ID. NOT THE SAME PERSON]

3/22/2021 2:04:51 PM

Man, how wrong and confused can a person be? REM's responses ITT seek to answer that question.

3/22/2021 2:55:58 PM

3/22/2021 3:03:24 PM