Did you know that George Washington is dead?

12/11/2020 11:40:59 AM

TIL a question is a fact.

12/11/2020 11:53:30 AM

If you don’t want to be informed, get out. Stop being a bully like the bully in the movie Bully.

12/11/2020 1:39:36 PM

I think you're dumb

12/11/2020 4:10:06 PM

Is that a George Washington fact?

12/11/2020 4:57:54 PM

^Another George Washington fact!

12/11/2020 8:41:41 PM

You are so dumb.

Did you know that George Washington would be over 500 years old today?

12/12/2020 8:08:03 AM

Did you know that George Washington is from America?

12/12/2020 11:25:10 AM

More like British America, dummy.

12/12/2020 2:43:15 PM

George Washington had a wooden penis and was known to his close friends and mistresses as "Woodpecker".

Fact

12/12/2020 6:16:53 PM

Where did you get that “fact”?

12/12/2020 9:05:01 PM

When I was a kid I had a book entitled, "Woodpecker: 1,776 Surprising Facts From Our Founding Fathers".

I've forgotten most of them by now, but here's another one I remember:

Benjamin Franklin's penis earned the nickname "Lightnin' Rod" when it was struck by lightning during a thunderstorm.

12/12/2020 9:39:12 PM

STOP

DELETE

12/13/2020 9:26:38 AM

Fuck you ram you are the herpes that I hate seeing on my balls but enjoy the scratching.

12/13/2020 4:08:54 PM