I can't sing her praises enough. I don't think I've seen her be mean to anyone. Just the other day, she mailed me a care package. Damn, it's good to have good people in this world that care about you.

I will give a prize to the first person to guess 3 items that were inside:

7/9/2020 8:40:04 PM

she's a sweetie pie

7/9/2020 8:47:45 PM

JEB JEFF!

7/9/2020 8:52:39 PM

^^^glove oil, a folded business card and some postage?

7/9/2020 8:57:03 PM

^

7/9/2020 9:01:54 PM

that QR code shows both yours and hers address btw

[Edited on July 9, 2020 at 9:02 PM. Reason : for proof, you live on a Drive and your zip code ends in a 6]

7/9/2020 9:02:03 PM

Ain't gonna lie... I read that, and then got a Ring notification that motion was detected in front of my door ...I yelped.

7/9/2020 9:10:11 PM

also i'll guess a face mask, a hair wrap, and a lovely personalized note

7/9/2020 9:17:44 PM

i'll guess dildos

7/9/2020 9:18:59 PM

There are no clues in this picture

7/9/2020 9:25:03 PM

well fuck

a cool rock she found, the first draft of her upcoming cyberpunk novel, and a package of those sponge dinosaurs that grow when they get wet

7/9/2020 9:27:54 PM

I hope a Saxapahaw momento, family pictures, and a hope you are well card.

7/9/2020 9:50:54 PM

A tub of CeraVe and a pouch of blue Fruit Gushers?

7/9/2020 11:42:41 PM

I think EMCE is more of a Cetaphil kind of guy

7/9/2020 11:59:47 PM

I thought this website hated Joie.

But based on what little I know about EMCE and Joie im gonna guess

1) a handgun
2)a nude photo
3)a doo doo

7/10/2020 8:44:14 AM

White out tape
Half a magic mana card
5 sheets of single ply toilet paper

7/10/2020 9:09:57 AM

That QR code reveals more than just his address, for verification his name is Jeff

7/10/2020 10:28:54 AM

A piece of art. Maybe a card or hand drawn. A mask and hand sanitizer.

7/10/2020 10:39:57 AM

Quote :

"I thought this website hated Joie."

Do what now? There may be a couple weirdo gamergate incel weirdos on here who have said gamergate incel weirdo things but we as a community are big Joie fans

7/10/2020 10:45:54 AM

Ya wasn't there some drama about a fiance bakc when we were kids?

7/10/2020 11:31:52 AM

Could not care less.

Lettuce appreciate my bros.

[Edited on July 10, 2020 at 11:43 AM. Reason : also none of our business]

7/10/2020 11:43:18 AM

A badly pressed daffodil
Rusty pen knife
A couple of daisy-chained Starburst wrappers

7/10/2020 12:35:16 PM

COVID-19
Get Well Soon card
Sorry for Your Loss card (just in case)

7/10/2020 1:57:03 PM

Cocaine is a heck of a drug.

7/10/2020 2:31:49 PM

* A handwritten letter
* A picture from days of yore
* A small toy

7/10/2020 5:57:15 PM

Aight, so... With all of the responses in this thread, 3 of the things have been listed. I wish I could acknowledge which ones, but alas, that would make the game too easy.

7/10/2020 6:16:08 PM

One is definitely a dildo

7/10/2020 6:53:56 PM

List of guesses
glove oil
a folded business card
some postage
a face mask
a hair wrap
a lovely personalized note
dildos
a cool rock she found
first draft of her upcoming cyberpunk novel
a package of those sponge dinosaurs that grow when they get wet
a Saxapahaw momento
family pictures
a hope you are well card
a tub of CeraVe
a pouch of blue Fruit Gushers
Cetaphil
a handgun
a nude photo
a doo doo
White out tape
Half a magic mana card
5 sheets of single ply toilet paper
A piece of art
a card or hand drawn
A mask and hand sanitizer
A badly pressed daffodil
Rusty pen knife
A couple of daisy-chained Starburst wrappers
COVID-19
Get Well Soon card
Sorry for Your Loss card (just in case)
A handwritten letter
A picture from days of yore
A small toy

Somebody's going to win big!

7/10/2020 7:15:36 PM

Only 5,984 choices!

7/10/2020 7:36:39 PM

Whatever it was, it was under 1 lb...

7/11/2020 1:41:57 PM

Dammit. Enough. What was in the bag! It’s COVID season and holding this carrot should be two days at most! She send some nudies a bottle of lotion and a napkin or my original guess got something right? I know I’m impatient.

7/12/2020 4:30:13 AM

NO GLOVE NO LOVE

7/12/2020 11:08:50 AM

Quote :

"I thought this website hated Joie."

You may be mistaking her for BMWBlonde, who used us to win some radio station contest. Both were active around the same time on here and received a lot of attention due to being conventionally attractive.

Quote :

"Ya wasn't there some drama about a fiance bakc when we were kids?"

I think Joie was dating/engaged to d7freestyler for a bit or something then left him for a photographer that gave her a black eye?

7/13/2020 4:00:04 PM

Pretty positive they were married

7/13/2020 6:07:58 PM

Theres def a Polaroid in there.

Some type of poem or story/card type deal with writing on it

and a Trinket...like an oldschool chain or locket

7/13/2020 6:29:52 PM

Ugh... like... Yeah. All three of those items were in the package. You win.

7/13/2020 6:50:48 PM

Fuck somebody give that guy a prize.

7/15/2020 10:55:24 PM

Quote :

"You may be mistaking her for BMWBlonde"

i am most certainly not. i thought everyone thought d7freestyler got a raw deal and dan harmon'ed joie

7/16/2020 9:03:55 AM

The internets never forget.

7/16/2020 9:16:39 AM

i was off TWW when it all happened, so i was just judging by the responses i saw. didnt know things had changed. but emce knows her irl, so thats a much different perspective than me reading threads and scoping out some awesome rockin bewbage

7/16/2020 9:36:49 AM

Quote :

"dan harmon'ed"

there are several definitions for this, explain yours

7/16/2020 9:49:31 AM

^the part where he treated that writer like shit for years in some creepy nerd righteousness spiral


that dan harmoning

7/16/2020 5:36:34 PM

I’m proud of the community here that someone nailed it. And in my few interactions online with Joie I found her to be a very nice person and think she didn’t deserve some of the shit thrown at her as we all go through troubling times. I don’t know this to be fact but it’s a general feeling I’ve had.

7/16/2020 6:00:00 PM

hell of a deal

7/16/2020 9:21:40 PM

to be clear, i thought tww dan harmon'ed her.

7/17/2020 10:00:38 AM

I think the other issue was that she was married to a fellow TWWer and from all appearances Cody seemed nice but then Joie ended up rather quickly (at least as it looked from online) with that weird J Caldwell photographer. While he got her to FDT (and more) with regularity in his photos his shit looked borderline exploitative. That's all I really remember from that debacle.

7/17/2020 11:22:46 AM

wow. i didnt know tdub was so gossipy. But while we braggin, i beat up her room mates guts

10/30/2021 11:37:26 PM

You and half of campus.

10/30/2021 11:50:17 PM

Maybe there should be a ‘tdub tunnel buddies thread’

EF?

10/31/2021 8:50:36 AM

SET EM UP

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