I think I am beginning to come down with some kind a virus and I'm hoping it's not that corona virus thing that's going around. Just checking to see if there are any doctors on this site who could help with my diagnosis.

Here are my symptoms over the past 2 days or so:
-Lethargy
-Loss of appetite
-Pale-yellow discharge from penis
-Frequent diarrhea
-Rash/bumps around my anus
-Uncontrollable urge to search for midget felching porn

Any ideas??

3/19/2020 10:12:35 PM

Those are the telltale signs of coronavirus

3/19/2020 10:19:51 PM

^Thank you Justin...are you a doctor?

On an unrelated note, do you happen to know of any good midget felching porn sites that you could recommend?

3/19/2020 10:24:16 PM

That's a new disease called COVAIDS-20, caused by an HIV and SARS-CoV-2 chimera. Yes, the two viruses fucked.

3/20/2020 5:01:10 AM

Calm down, it's not coronavirus, it's super aids.

3/21/2020 5:53:25 PM