Change my mind

5/26/2019 1:42:27 AM

Why would I try to change your mind?

5/26/2019 2:12:07 AM

the khweerest of the khweers

5/26/2019 2:58:35 AM

Another one

5/26/2019 7:26:38 AM

You are busy posting on a message board that he's never heard of and he just made $100,000 in the 20 seconds it took me to type this...

5/26/2019 9:23:02 PM

he's probably made over 1000x more money than Beethoven, Mozart, etc. that means he is a better musician.

5/26/2019 10:03:15 PM

5/27/2019 3:36:00 PM

he said hes the best. so there you go.

5/27/2019 7:11:19 PM

he doesn't make the music, so your perception of him is already wrong.

5/28/2019 11:23:45 AM

https://youtu.be/1HYEC_FlgAg

5/29/2019 2:18:43 PM

https://pitchfork.com/news/dj-khaled-reportedly-denied-no-1-album-because-of-energy-drinks/

6/10/2019 4:57:56 PM

man is a fool

6/10/2019 5:08:38 PM

https://www.npr.org/2019/05/20/724884348/snl-musical-guests-ranked-from-no-1-to-greta-van-fleet

Quote :

"Imagine a stage full of hip-hop, R&B and pop heavy hitters — the sort of people you might expect to headline SNL on any given week. Some of them have done just that this season (Meek Mill, Lil Wayne) or last season (SZA) or the season before that (Big Sean), while others could sell out stadiums in their own right. John Legend! J Balvin! All paying tribute to the late lamented Nipsey Hussle! What more do you need? If you answered, "A man shouting non sequiturs, drowning out every one of those talented artists as they tried to do their thing," then we've got some excellent news for you. DJ Khaled is the most successful Guy Who Screams His Own Name While Other People Perform in the business, and he brought his screaming-his-own-name A game for SNL's season finale. Imagine a medley of performers and songs you're interested in hearing, except that medley is punctuated every few seconds by an airhorn, and that airhorn is a man, and that man is shouting, "SING IT, GIRL!" at SZA while she's already attempting to sing. You know who's really great at singing? SZA. You know who does not need to be heard yelling, "SING IT, GIRL!" at SZA as she sings? Three guesses, and if you somehow guess wrong the first time, I will appear in the clouds overhead like Mufasa in The Lion King and bellow "ANOTHER ONE!" at you, because that's how the universe works. Finally, neither of these facts is DJ Khaled's fault, but let's just put them out there anyway. Carly Rae Jepsen released a new album precisely one day prior to this performance. Four weeks earlier, Lizzo released Cuz I Love You. We could have had Carly Rae Jepsen or Lizzo — or even both at the same time. It was the season finale! Anything seemed possible! (This is as good a time as any for a side note: In 21 episodes, five women got headlining slots as musical guests this season, and one of them was Miley Cyrus, who shared her billing with Mark Ronson. Come on.)"

6/10/2019 5:31:55 PM

^ YES. That fucking nails it.

Quote :

"musical guest DJ Khaled"

lol

6/10/2019 7:16:37 PM

Still garbage

8/18/2019 1:31:15 AM

i don't think i know who this is. i've heard the name i think... but DJ in front of anything sound like an official title so...

specifically DJ Qualls.

8/18/2019 2:13:21 AM

Apparently he still a lot of swag from this guy Nino Brown. Sounds convincing...

https://youtu.be/CMw7dWcWBhk

8/18/2019 9:49:13 AM

At this rate, he will never make it into the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame

8/20/2019 8:07:28 PM

DJ anyone is garbage

8/22/2019 10:38:21 PM

what about DJ Tanner from Full House

8/22/2019 10:43:15 PM

I’d give her a fuller house

8/22/2019 11:23:29 PM

^^Stephanie the one w/ the boobies tho

8/23/2019 10:06:31 PM

3/17/2023 1:52:27 AM

https://youtu.be/y1jag6uAwCA

3/17/2023 2:48:59 AM

I stand by last message. I would give it to him

3/17/2023 3:22:32 AM

Quote :

"man is a fool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edHaXqH8REg "

Wait, was that about... oral sex?

Anyway, I just learned that he is 100% Arab... I used to think he was mixed.

ANYWAY, I have not listened to a single song/track by him. Any of his fans here? If so, please link his best or your favorite piece by him.


[Edited on March 17, 2023 at 8:00 AM. Reason : ]

3/17/2023 7:58:28 AM

^
this goes hard:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MX-nvm6BlY

I really wonder what the context to this video is though

3/17/2023 8:30:29 AM

TF did I watch... ugh

3/17/2023 10:31:57 AM

[Edited on March 17, 2023 at 11:18 AM. Reason : .]

3/17/2023 11:18:16 AM

https://youtube.com/shorts/KEZDxrEorfU?feature=share

3/20/2023 3:25:33 PM

3/20/2023 5:58:26 PM

Epic bitch exit on Hot Ones several years ago. No self-respect.

3/20/2023 7:07:38 PM

^maybe he thought the wings were vagina

3/20/2023 7:23:44 PM

Maybe. I'd say he was the better proxy for a vagina.

3/20/2023 7:32:18 PM

^https://www.thecut.com/2018/05/dj-khaled-does-not-perform-oral-sex.html

3/20/2023 8:08:02 PM

Honestly good for them, knowing Khaled he'd literally eat it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsPNWtkL-BE

[Edited on March 20, 2023 at 8:32 PM. Reason : "I'm not stoppin... I'ma keep going! Look at me!"]

3/20/2023 8:29:26 PM

^^Yes, I got it, and I'm saying he was a real pussy when it comes to spicy food.

3/20/2023 8:50:02 PM

The Coz

Quote :

"Epic bitch exit on Hot Ones several years ago. No self-respect."

I'm watching the episode right now and you know this has got to be some schtick lmao

How could someone like this make it in an industry? Like don't you need some friends or people to support you to get up there?

Although, maybe he became like this after getting rich? who knows

3/20/2023 9:04:10 PM

Hot Ones Hall of Shame.

3/20/2023 9:26:00 PM