Real life Kill Bill scene.

Woman in vegetative state gives birth at Hacienda Healthcare in Phoenix
https://www.azfamily.com/news/cbs-investigates-possible-sex-abuse-at-nursing-facility-after-bedridden/article_9342c7c4-0fb2-11e9-8138-4fcd53869faf.html

YUCK

1/5/2019 2:22:33 PM

Pretty sure a tomato can't give consent. Ain't no "possible" about it. I do feel awful for that baby, that kid is going to have a lot of issues later on in life.

1/5/2019 2:30:18 PM

If they compared the baby's DNA to guys who've worked at that place, they should be able to figure it out pretty fast.

1/5/2019 3:58:24 PM

the babies name is Kale

1/5/2019 4:13:45 PM

1/5/2019 4:18:25 PM

it's a christmas miracle

1/5/2019 5:11:30 PM

Is she hot? Was he hot so it's OK?

1/5/2019 7:49:38 PM

^

1/6/2019 12:11:19 AM

also why would you leave someone in a vegetative state for 10+ years

1/6/2019 10:19:04 PM

This will end up being some crazy story where a relative was paid to use the woman as a surrogate. Bonus points if a turkey baster was used.

1/7/2019 3:18:13 PM

Pretty sure no doctor would implant an embryo in a person like this.

1/7/2019 4:18:51 PM

Hence the turkey baster.

1/7/2019 4:52:36 PM

Well, if you mean someone used a turkey baster to put semen into her, that's not being a surrogate. And if you didn't, no regular person is going to be able to harvest oocytes and fertilize them. Your whole premise is flawed.

Sincerely,
Captain Bringdown of the No Fun Police

1/7/2019 6:47:03 PM

jesus christ you're harshin my buzz man

1/7/2019 7:41:02 PM