- I woke up drunk, and goddammit I'm going to go to bed drunk

- The HVAC is malfunctioning in my house, so I'm spending the night in a hotel

- There is a hole in my jeans, and my fianceè keeps making fun of me by poking my bean bag through said hole. In the middle of this bar.

- Deaf people don't really know why farts are funny

[Edited on December 2, 2018 at 8:56 PM. Reason : Truf]

12/2/2018 8:54:53 PM

I wish to subscribe to EMCE facts

12/2/2018 9:07:51 PM

Farts feel funny sometimes

12/2/2018 10:06:39 PM

I'm still under the impression that the smell is the majority of the response

12/2/2018 11:03:09 PM

What the fuck are you talking about

That’s insane

12/3/2018 7:45:54 AM

The sound is what makes farts funny instead of just gross.

12/3/2018 10:20:03 AM