Post them here.

12/1/2018 10:21:47 PM

Stood in a grocery store checkout line behind James Taylor.

12/1/2018 10:23:13 PM

no reason to bury the lede, man

[Edited on December 1, 2018 at 10:40 PM. Reason : not even a full two minutes ]

12/1/2018 10:38:29 PM

Your mom

12/1/2018 11:50:43 PM

Skydive

But I'd do it again

12/2/2018 12:07:59 AM

woke up in bed with a Jack in the Box chili cheeseburger

12/2/2018 12:26:32 AM

lost an argument with synapse

12/2/2018 1:26:43 AM

Acceptance is the first step.

12/2/2018 1:32:04 AM

been born

12/2/2018 12:34:52 PM

knocked up a womed

12/2/2018 12:40:29 PM

Quote :

"Your mom"

12/2/2018 1:07:18 PM

Your moms ,B. Your moms.

12/2/2018 2:15:50 PM

Posted in this thread

12/2/2018 2:29:01 PM

gotten married

12/2/2018 2:36:31 PM

^^

12/2/2018 3:45:47 PM

killed a man in reno just to watch him die

12/2/2018 6:39:16 PM

Quote :

"Your mom"

Nah, what you mean is:

Your mom.




Today, at least.


Since lunch.

12/3/2018 6:34:05 PM

15 times in one day

12/3/2018 7:39:08 PM

Joined the military

12/3/2018 8:22:16 PM

^ me too

once was enough

12/3/2018 9:37:32 PM

^ and ^^

Would you still join if you had to do it all over again?

Yes for me.

12/3/2018 9:47:37 PM

X, Brothel, running from the police

12/4/2018 9:44:32 AM

^^ yes for me too

12/4/2018 10:31:07 AM

jesus why?

12/4/2018 11:00:53 AM

Quote :

"Stood in a grocery store checkout line behind James Taylor."

Stood in a airport check-in line in front of Charo.

12/4/2018 2:05:00 PM

Been on an airplane.

12/4/2018 9:11:56 PM

Ate escargot. I would eat again.

12/4/2018 9:13:25 PM

Saw Verne Troyer being interviewed at Delta LAX baggage claim

12/4/2018 9:34:12 PM

Quote :

"Skydive But I'd do it again "

12/5/2018 7:11:48 AM

stolen from a grocery store...

12/17/2018 6:28:06 PM

Owned the first page

12/17/2018 6:40:07 PM

^stolen! bitch

12/17/2018 6:44:32 PM

[Edited on December 17, 2018 at 6:47 PM. Reason : weeeee]

12/17/2018 6:47:29 PM

12/17/2018 10:43:44 PM

ate ass

12/18/2018 7:20:00 AM

Gone on a cruise

I won't go on a cruise again

12/18/2018 10:23:20 AM

Secret Santa (it was at work), today.

12/21/2018 6:20:55 AM

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

6/25/2021 12:07:09 AM