United States of America texts you.

9/19/2018 5:42:02 PM

What about subliminal messages via twitter?

9/19/2018 6:04:55 PM

^^ lol

^ I refuse to install anything else that will bug me during the day. Email, text, and phone is enough without the youtube, facebook, reddit, twiter, etc

9/19/2018 6:57:43 PM

He was just a couple miles from my house. I didnt get any paper towels though.

9/19/2018 9:23:47 PM

^shoulda found a clear shot

9/20/2018 11:20:01 PM

^

^^ did you get a boat out of it though? did you have a good time?

9/21/2018 1:25:54 PM

He texted me, and when I read it, a hand came out of my phone and fondled me

[Edited on September 21, 2018 at 4:34 PM. Reason : H]

9/21/2018 4:34:23 PM

grab em by the SMS

9/21/2018 4:42:39 PM