I learned that blue kote stains.

4/13/2018 6:25:37 PM

Did you steal a garment?

4/13/2018 6:28:53 PM

Hahaha no. I didn't even think of that! I sprayed blue kote, an antifungal spray, on a calf and somehow it ended up on my hand. There is no way to get it off.

4/13/2018 6:39:53 PM

I learned that I shouldn't underestimate the number of preschoolers who will show up for bowling.

4/13/2018 7:04:56 PM

false advertising, that's clearly purple

4/13/2018 7:07:12 PM

^^haha and on Friday the 13th. I bet that was crazy.

4/13/2018 7:22:48 PM

Using a bath bomb actually helped.

4/13/2018 7:25:19 PM

Did you try wd40?

4/13/2018 10:12:45 PM

No, would that help?

4/14/2018 8:29:04 AM

Maybe not now, but the second you got it on your hands it probably would have. Wd40 works for everything

4/14/2018 10:51:37 AM

Can WD-40 be used as a contraceptive and/or birth control?

4/14/2018 12:37:06 PM

Yes

4/14/2018 2:40:10 PM

what about a ballpoint pen?

4/14/2018 3:55:36 PM

Today I learned that I should wear old clothes when staining things Navajo red.

4/14/2018 8:39:56 PM

Today I learned my lesson about clicking on BrookeRuff's photo gallery. Perfectly happy never seeing that again

4/14/2018 9:53:02 PM

Hahaha I'm sorry.

4/14/2018 10:03:24 PM

I deleted them.

4/14/2018 10:04:32 PM

what happened to the poor thing?

4/14/2018 11:18:37 PM

Had a calf, tried to have a twin, something went terribly wrong. Bottle raising her first calf.

4/15/2018 8:31:09 AM

Satanic ritual sacrifice

4/15/2018 9:22:01 AM

I learned not to fuck around with the backseat of a minivan.

4/15/2018 9:31:07 AM

I learned to only make chiropractic appointments when I have TONS of free time. Which is never.

4/18/2018 3:54:05 PM

I learned that when taping your penis to your leg, use an ace bandage instead of duct tape.

4/18/2018 5:09:00 PM

I learned that 35 isn't all that terrible. Happy birthday to me.

4/19/2018 7:35:58 PM

tfw 38 is midlife not 50...smh that I can't buy a flashy sports car to make up for my tiny white ego

4/19/2018 8:11:08 PM

^^it is tho

4/20/2018 9:21:11 PM

Today I learned that I apparently don't deserve rest, a reply, support, or anything else.

4/22/2018 6:27:41 PM

4/22/2018 6:45:16 PM

For real.

Thanks for not being a troll about it, btw.

4/22/2018 6:48:20 PM

Ever look at something and wonder why it took you so long to realize it?

4/22/2018 7:11:08 PM

Ever look at something and wonder why it took you so long to realize it.... onnnn weeeed?

4/22/2018 7:49:20 PM

im usually wondering why other people dont realize it

4/22/2018 8:46:46 PM

https://i.imgur.com/n8Jj0iG.gifv

4/23/2018 4:22:27 PM

Do not touch Willie

4/23/2018 4:29:00 PM

that Lularoe was a scam

4/23/2018 6:20:25 PM

Today I learned that if I skip my fruit for a week I can have a big glass of wine.

[Edited on April 25, 2018 at 7:03 PM. Reason : .]

4/25/2018 7:03:11 PM

When they fucking say the road gets slippery the first 10 minutes of a rain, they mean it. Almost ate asphalt on the motorcycle.

4/26/2018 8:31:18 PM

Yes! The first time I spun out was in some seemingly harmless rain after a long drought.

4/26/2018 9:01:23 PM

dat oil

4/27/2018 11:10:46 AM

I need to move my phone away from the bed. Hit dismiss, overslept an hour.

4/30/2018 5:12:52 PM

I learned that my students really do love me

5/1/2018 7:21:09 PM

Time to bump the "student bangs a teacher" thread

5/1/2018 7:22:29 PM

Haha no.

5/1/2018 8:22:40 PM

Wine makes everything a little easier to bear.

5/22/2018 7:58:43 PM

Bears make everything whine

5/22/2018 9:07:15 PM

Firefly sweet tea vodka with diet ginger ale.... heaven.

5/26/2018 11:10:06 PM

that makes my stomach churn just thinking about it.

[Edited on May 26, 2018 at 11:21 PM. Reason : I think I remember getting blue kote off with diesel fuel.]

5/26/2018 11:16:09 PM

The blue kote came off with a bath bomb of all things.

I'm on no carbs and they said I could have vodka. When you're only allowed to drink lemon water, sweet tea vodka is delicious! But I'm switching to wine for today.

Today I learned to not expect differential to work like 4wd.

5/27/2018 5:46:49 PM

Have you heard of the new diet vodka?

https://www.delish.com/food-news/a20124428/ketel-one-diet-vodka/

5/27/2018 5:57:41 PM

No I hadnt but thank you!!!

5/27/2018 6:53:27 PM