2/10/2018 8:02:28 PM

Automated teller machine

/thread

2/10/2018 9:22:32 PM

ntlb

die

2/10/2018 11:45:19 PM

Ass to mouth

2/11/2018 12:06:17 AM

Automated teller machine machine

2/11/2018 12:29:26 AM

when you have a really good goal line running back...automatic touchdown machine

2/11/2018 8:10:08 AM

At the moment

2/11/2018 1:18:21 PM

2/11/2018 3:03:34 PM

Access To Mystuffs

2/12/2018 9:00:20 AM

at the moment
all the meat
allah the muslim
ate that muff(in)
after the masterbation
aggressive titty man
Albert T. Mansfield
avocado turtle mash
alien terrorist mexican
alternative to marijuana
aluminum time machine
albatross taint muzzle

2/12/2018 9:16:21 AM

Any Time Machine

2/12/2018 12:48:12 PM

It actually stands for Automated Teller Machine, but when people say, "there's an ATM machine over there," they're using the other definition ("ass to mouth") in a subtile way that won't get them fired for saying what they REALLY mean:

"we don't take debit cards, dickhead, so go use that machine over there, you subhuman, butthole licker."

2/12/2018 2:12:27 PM

actually, to me it means atmosphere, to me

2/12/2018 4:03:30 PM

subtle

2/12/2018 7:18:46 PM

https://www.wired.com/story/jackpotting-atm-hacks/

2/12/2018 8:49:57 PM

it stands for MAC machine

I'm old and grew up in the north east

2/13/2018 1:18:40 PM

^ tap dat mac

2/13/2018 2:00:57 PM

I can show you better than I can explain it.

2/14/2018 12:38:41 PM

Active Traffic Management

2/15/2018 9:04:42 PM

ATM: Active Terrible Massacre

A term used in Murrca to describe an in-progress mass-shooting of children

2/15/2018 9:45:23 PM

All the way


"Do you want your hotdog, all the way?"
"Did you go all the way with Lucy last night?"

2/20/2018 9:26:23 AM

I guess going ATM is pretty much going all the way amirite?

[Edited on February 20, 2018 at 9:55 AM. Reason : .]

2/20/2018 9:54:55 AM

aol tinstant messenger

2/20/2018 10:28:40 AM