or are you cheap

10/28/2017 7:55:31 PM

10/28/2017 8:10:57 PM

i turn the lights out so...

10/28/2017 8:25:59 PM

i'd rather not spread diabetus

10/28/2017 9:08:49 PM

That's pretty expensive. We live in a neighborhood out in the county. As such, we get all the county road folks, plus the local 'hood rats.

10/28/2017 9:40:12 PM

We aren't around since we have a 3 year old. We put a bowl out last year and I don't think anybody came by (downtown Cary). But they're small things, although we wouldn't know if somebody just took them all

10/28/2017 10:08:27 PM

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10/28/2017 11:19:55 PM

I give out oranges and Bible verses.

10/28/2017 11:46:54 PM

I give out full sized lectures on America's rising CVD, diabeetus, stroke, and cancer rates.

Then I hand out bags of nasty American candies and 190% sugar purple drank. And throw in some HFCS, corn oil, and E numbers.

Everybody leaves fully satisfied.

10/29/2017 3:02:12 AM

I give out used underwear and zucchini-filled cake.

10/29/2017 7:19:32 AM

We had just moved in and had the lights off when these shitty teenagers came by a few years ago. They just wanted candy, but they were carrying backpacks that I assumed were full of eggs and shit. It was one of those things where we didn't want to say go away and get egged, so I gave them some leftover donuts we'd bought for the movers, that were supposed to be for ME. No pranks but fuck those kids.

10/29/2017 12:13:03 PM

^Good call. Could have ended like this:

10/29/2017 12:44:42 PM

We get several hundred trick or treaters, full size candy bars would be way too expensive for my budget.

Our neighborhood gets really into it and since we are the last neighborhood on the way out of town, we get a lot of people coming from further out to our neighborhood. 95% of people here really like that, and it's fun to have a ton of people out enjoying themselves.

10/29/2017 2:06:06 PM

Fuck you, I’m not 45 with a Benz and an office made out of walnut walls and nothing better to do but hand out full size candy bars.

10/29/2017 3:28:08 PM

Y'all understand that the motherfuckers you thought gave out full-size candy bars only gave those to the white kids, right?

10/30/2017 7:23:06 AM

I'm giving out condoms and cigarettes this year.

10/30/2017 9:10:25 AM

shit...I can't even give myself full-sized candybars. hell, we only had a handful of kids at our door last Halloween. ¯\_(?)_/¯

10/30/2017 10:59:17 AM

Nah give out the fun size but give out multiples for each kid. It's about variety.

10/30/2017 12:45:05 PM

10/31/2017 5:25:11 PM

cant wait for the post halloween sale down at the teeter.

10/31/2017 5:53:11 PM