9/24/2017 4:17:52 PM
So they'll be super familiar with you and not shoot you when something actually goes down
9/24/2017 5:07:50 PM
^exactly!schedule daily visitsbuy donuts, or pizza for them and take it by the stationgrasp their penises lovingly
9/24/2017 5:12:21 PM
^ my neighbor actually tried that, and it never worked[Edited on September 25, 2017 at 3:02 AM. Reason : ]
9/25/2017 3:01:55 AM
^offer to get their pets spayed, or neutered :3
9/25/2017 5:48:08 PM