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6/28/2017 12:57:49 PM

...yeah...why wouldn't I be?

Unless you mean in an existential way, lol, then just the standard grown up life BS.

[Edited on June 28, 2017 at 2:33 PM. Reason : ]

6/28/2017 2:30:04 PM

We were worried that you tripped over your gigantic penis again, and fell.



For real, did anything come of that lockdown yesterday?

6/28/2017 2:33:25 PM

Oh right. No, nothing happened. Heard lots of rumors while on lockdown [for 3 hours] but turned out to be a false alarm. There wasn't even an active shooter. Multiple people called 911 to report one so they think it was a stupid prank of sometime.

They did call in an FBI SWAT team, Department of Homeland Security, and various Army special units (since this is an Army base after all), but that was before they knew it was a false alarm. Better to plan for the worst I guess.

(I did trip over my penis btw, but I've done it so many times at this point that I have developed lightning fast reflexes so I can catch myself regularly)

[Edited on June 28, 2017 at 2:37 PM. Reason : ]

6/28/2017 2:35:36 PM

6/28/2017 3:58:05 PM

6/28/2017 5:05:32 PM

glad to hear. well gl on the penis thing.

6/28/2017 5:49:19 PM