Explain it.



I use this one as my day-to-day, meeting a new person handshake:

5/29/2017 5:20:20 PM

Tickle the palm with your index finger

5/29/2017 5:22:52 PM

5/29/2017 5:35:47 PM

I do the Trump shake.

[Edited on May 29, 2017 at 6:03 PM. Reason : and shove world leaders to come to the front of the group]

5/29/2017 6:03:05 PM

"the wriggler"

5/29/2017 6:18:41 PM

I do the standard issue black handshake

5/29/2017 8:09:11 PM

as with most of life's important things, this one is covered on the ron swanson pyramid of greatness

5/29/2017 8:38:38 PM

are we not doing fist bumps anymore?

5/29/2017 8:48:55 PM

I bow to a 90 degree angle at the waist.

5/29/2017 9:04:47 PM

EMCE, are you the human hand in that picture?

Or do you have a special clawed glove that you use specifically for handshakes?

5/30/2017 10:35:51 AM

i use a good strong alpha handshake like Macron, not a weak beta handshake like Trump

5/30/2017 12:20:57 PM

I've definitely been giving people the talons

5/30/2017 9:10:12 PM

I basically try to match force with whomever I am shaking hands, except with the limp noodle and / or cold fish handshake, because I can't stoop to that level. It's pitiful.

I like it when somebody thinks they are going to be Billy Badass and crush your hand. Just give it right back to them. We'll see who blinks first!

5/30/2017 11:50:35 PM

^that's everything I wanted to say

gg

5/31/2017 9:36:01 AM

Mine be like

5/31/2017 11:08:10 PM

I agree with Coz. I do hate the crusher handshakes because I usually where my class ring which has designs on the sides. It hurts like hell and I end up having a imprint on my middle and pinky finger.

6/1/2017 10:24:18 PM

Ah. I neglected to consider the possibility of a ring situation!

^^LOL!

6/1/2017 10:49:40 PM

6/2/2017 8:53:49 AM

Shaking hands with Trump has to be like grabbing a handful of Vienna sausages right out of the can. Wet, squishy, and tiny.

6/2/2017 9:05:58 AM

the stupid yanker in side pose in ^^ on the right looks like the character below

6/2/2017 9:47:12 AM

^^ maybe, if the can yanks your arm off in an absurd display of pretend dominance.

6/2/2017 9:53:42 AM

I do a 19-fucking-second handshake peppered with a few yanks to show everybody who is boss

6/2/2017 10:35:43 AM

Quote :

"are we not doing fist bumps anymore?"

chest bumps are the proper greeting now

6/2/2017 10:55:20 AM

^ that's way old now.

this is the proper greeting now:

shove them out of the way, then adjust your suit coat with your head tilted up at 5-10 degrees to show who is boss




i am gonna try it out starting tomorrow

6/2/2017 11:33:25 AM

Last gif needs deal with it glasses

6/2/2017 12:48:48 PM