I never "quit" and the manager has kept me on the "pending" payroll
The state of NC now thinks I work like seven jobs

WHAT DO

4/12/2017 12:44:22 AM

1) Build time machine
2) Go back in time
3) Find Sarah Connor
4) ?
5) Profit

4/12/2017 8:34:41 PM

Employee discount?

4/12/2017 8:35:47 PM

Buy a tractor!

4/12/2017 9:11:20 PM

More like, buy some $2 chickens before they sell out.

4/12/2017 9:12:30 PM

Do they have an ESOP program that you were a part of, by chance?

4/12/2017 9:13:02 PM

...yes actually.
hot damn I can apply for unemployment for the first time ever!@ thanks!

12/16/2017 8:22:48 AM

there is no such thing as pending in the payroll world.

He was claiming you as head count. More direct reports = more money for him.

12/16/2017 12:02:16 PM