so cold i be drinkin beer room temperature
12/16/2016 7:27:20 AM
If it weren't so cold out, it'd be warmer.
12/16/2016 7:36:17 AM
so cold my penis went from an outie to an innie
12/16/2016 9:05:38 AM
ICE COLD
12/16/2016 9:14:40 AM
12/16/2016 9:34:45 AM
Santa's taint[Edited on December 16, 2016 at 9:41 AM. Reason : A]
12/16/2016 9:41:05 AM
cold as balls
12/16/2016 10:47:03 AM
i'm in a new office this year and my desk is right beside a window that is apparently drafty because my feet are still cold as fuck and i have the thermostat at 74
12/16/2016 11:18:17 AM
High of 6 in Denver tomorrow, not leaving the house
12/16/2016 11:21:09 AM
the only source of heat in my lab are the 4 space heaters we strategically place around the different areas. I am always cold, and I have never been the "always cold person in the office".with all 4 pumping right now it's a very dry 12 C (54 F)
12/16/2016 1:11:04 PM
It's cold out when you determine how much exposure time will kill you
12/16/2016 5:00:25 PM
IT'S COLD! DAMN COLD! REAL COLD! COLDEST THING ARE MY BALLS! I COULD FREEZE SHIT ON THEM! A LITTLE CROTCH POT FREEZER!
12/16/2016 5:25:11 PM
Cold enough where I'm glad I mounted up some winter tires.
12/16/2016 6:13:59 PM
Too cold.
12/16/2016 6:19:10 PM
Colder than my heart
12/16/2016 6:53:13 PM
all the way cold
12/16/2016 6:53:33 PM
got home from work and it was 49F in my house glad i got the gas heat
12/16/2016 7:45:52 PM
NOT AS COLD AS THEM BLUE ROCKY MOUNTENS ON MY ICE COLD KEERS LITE
12/16/2016 7:47:00 PM
KEWURRRRS
12/17/2016 12:51:29 AM
coldest I've ever been in my lifetime. took the dog outside to pee, she said F-this I'll hold it
12/17/2016 1:30:08 PM
they be sayin 4F in raleigh sunday night 2hr delay for schools i bet
1/5/2017 7:30:54 AM
If it actually gets that cold it'll be a record low for that date.
1/5/2017 8:51:36 AM
They say--they say it was so hot downtown this afternoon, grown men on the street corner were going to up to cops, beggin' the cops to shoot them.They say you should not drink alcohol when it's so hot--something I read--for they say it dehydrates you. They say you should drink water. But I subscribe to the law of contrary public opinion: If everyone thinks one thing, then I say bet the other way.
1/5/2017 9:08:36 AM
1/5/2017 9:43:45 AM
we've got a really good chance to get some Roy Moore weather this week in raleigh, could dip into the teens[Edited on December 25, 2017 at 7:51 PM. Reason : d]
12/25/2017 7:49:05 PM
horrible thread
12/25/2017 11:59:45 PM
^ maybe, but ^^ makes up for it.
12/26/2017 1:06:47 AM
so cold i saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets
12/26/2017 9:37:40 AM
Be careful driving there could be ice of color especially on bridges
12/27/2017 12:22:08 PM
your roads are fine
12/27/2017 12:25:35 PM
^^the correct term is African-American ice.
12/27/2017 12:35:35 PM
It's colder than a polar bear's toenails
12/27/2017 1:48:34 PM
cold as a well-digger's ass
12/29/2017 3:23:10 PM
cold as a witches tit in a brass bra
12/30/2017 10:18:36 AM
about 50 degrees
12/30/2017 2:03:14 PM
1/5/2018 5:13:35 AM
It’s currently 53 degrees in my house. I’m hoping global warming hurries the fuck up.
1/5/2018 7:20:43 PM
we've got a really good chance to get some Roy Moore weather this week in raleigh, could dip into the teens
1/20/2019 8:39:35 AM
I feel for people that have to walk their dog tonight and tomorrow... that wind chill is brutal.
1/20/2019 9:16:35 PM
^^
2/21/2020 6:25:56 PM
we've got a really good chance to get some Roy Moore weather tonight in raleigh, could dip into the teens
12/25/2020 8:28:46 PM
I love some teenstemperature-wise, creeper!
12/25/2020 10:25:32 PM
I was sledding last night, and checked the temperature. It was 12 degrees, and said it felt like 0.
12/26/2020 10:09:47 AM
Thanks to you mask lovers I’m not allowed to go in and get a room anywhere. You could be making me sleep OUTSIDE. That’s how colf
12/26/2020 5:40:55 PM
18 degreesCelsius
12/27/2020 1:56:35 PM