that you didn't order?

I just opened a mysterious cardboard box that was addressed to me, and found a six-month supply of Enfamil. I don't have kids, nor am I expecting.

Anyone need a whole lotta baby formula?

11/3/2016 6:33:24 PM

I find it really hard to believe 6 months worth

11/3/2016 6:36:29 PM

OK, then just picture a lot of formula, I guess? Does it matter, really? I have no idea how long a container lasts, but it's a really large amount.

11/3/2016 6:45:32 PM

thats not baby formula, its coke and the mafia gonna kill you now

11/3/2016 6:49:44 PM

you could donate it to a soup kitchen, or a women's center, or if nothing else a daycare will know who to donate it to

11/3/2016 8:38:19 PM

Just eat that shit yourself

11/3/2016 8:44:57 PM

^^Good idea!!

11/3/2016 9:09:27 PM

where do you live, SSS? I could use the Enfamil LOL

11/3/2016 9:45:28 PM

6 month supply lol

11/3/2016 11:46:11 PM

A 6th month supply would arrive on a pallet. Stupid kids... always wanting to eat.

11/4/2016 1:56:22 AM

really good quality throwing darts.

I dont play darts, but I have them and a really nice wood case to carry them in as well.'

11/4/2016 2:04:26 AM

I have received a box of Enfamil in the mail before. However, it was addressed to the person that lived in my house 2 owners back.

11/4/2016 2:40:27 AM

a bimini top for a boat. I ain't got no boat. but I guess I need to buy one now...I have a top, afterall.

11/4/2016 9:51:57 AM

Haha thats like a 6 day supply

11/4/2016 11:30:35 AM

Yeah, apparently my kid would starve; I thought it was months and months' worth. Oh well.

Fuckwads, pm me your address and I'll get this to you!

11/4/2016 5:50:18 PM