Arlo Guthrie is a genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM

I quote this song in it's entirety whenever a telemarketer or an insurance agent or a police officer or an insurance agent from a different organization or a wrong phone number or a real estate agent or arlo gurthrie calls. except arlo has not called me yet but when he does i will quote alice's restaurant in it's entirety. he will probably be the only one who does not hang up. except maybe when Ke$ha calls. she might listen.

10/8/2016 10:55:11 PM

his motorsickle song be good too

https://youtu.be/BvLtNBm1yyA

10/9/2016 8:42:31 AM

I don't want a pickle

10/9/2016 8:55:25 AM

just want to ride my moter-sickle.


oh i know those lyrics by heart. i had my kiddos this past weekend and my kids were singing me that song (well the pickle and tickle part) by saturday. my 2year old son was having a hard time going to sleep so i sang him the song.

10/10/2016 11:31:59 AM