When was the first time you made a post or a thread that caused everyone on tww to drag you through the mud?

My first time was when I made one of my first threads drunkingly bitching about how some bar wouldn't let me come in because I was under 21, and then talking about how I could drink at another bar.

If myself now saw someone make a thread like that I would join in on the fun and drag my 18 year old self through the mud too, I was stupid.


edit: Just went back and looked at some of my old posts...drunk me on tww was really stupid...I wouldn't mind if we could erase those posts.

I posted something about how I was gonna marry someone named John....who the fuck is John and why did I think I was going to marry him?

edit #2: Just remembered who John was...omgah...I can't believe I even liked that dude.

[Edited on September 17, 2016 at 9:34 AM. Reason : ]

9/17/2016 9:14:46 AM

Everyone is always against me.

Especially bbehe, that asshole.

9/17/2016 9:50:49 AM

Shameful thread

9/17/2016 10:10:48 AM

Embarrassing.

9/17/2016 10:20:59 AM

lulz Justin, I thought that was a script

9/17/2016 11:50:27 AM

^ i mean, you are a total whiny bitch.

[Edited on September 17, 2016 at 12:24 PM. Reason : ibt drama]

9/17/2016 12:22:06 PM

Hey man, how's the Secret Santa gift coming?

9/17/2016 12:28:34 PM

Hey bro, I have sent you multiple pm's since then asking to clear this up and to double check on what your current address is, so that i could send you something to burry the hatchet. I was incredibly broke and beaten down in Jan-Feb, but now I have got a job, a therapist, and things are looking up.

I would still happily send you a SS gift to make up for the fact that my first one didn't get to you.

Just PM your current address.

9/17/2016 12:32:56 PM

Quote :

"BURRY THE HATCHET"

9/17/2016 12:34:16 PM

I don't believe it's ever happened to me.

Actually, I take that back. When I was arrested for the police blotter hacking, a whole bunch of fucking shitheels on here just assumed I did it and wished me the worst luck. There were some saying they hoped I went to jail and shit. I keep a list of y'all's asses.

[Edited on September 17, 2016 at 2:16 PM. Reason : ///]

9/17/2016 2:13:03 PM

So you want to 'burry' the hatchet by bringing it up again? lol

I already told you via PM, keep your gift, if you truly want to do something then donate to the Air Force Aid Society.

You're still a piece of shit for SS and lying to Fuckwads

9/17/2016 2:15:07 PM

Ha ha ha

Man, this was way back when... See, what had happened was I was chilling in my apartment, and hear all of this screaming coming from outside. I go out there to find my female neighbors freaking out over a snake that had slithered upstairs and was climbing on the doors to the apartments. Anyway, I didn't know wtf to do, so I just killed it and threw it away. I then made a thread about it on here, and got roasted by TWWers for not just safely removing the snake and placing it in the woods.

9/17/2016 2:21:51 PM

Quote :

"When I was arrested for the police blotter hacking, a whole bunch of fucking shitheels on here just assumed I did it and wished me the worst luck. There were some saying they hoped I went to jail and shit. I keep a list of y'all's asses. "

same.

9/17/2016 3:27:56 PM

If I went digging I could find more exact info, but I'm sure it involved someone calling me fat and/or ugly.

9/17/2016 3:46:49 PM

Quote :

"I already told you via PM, keep your gift, if you truly want to do something then donate to the Air Force Aid Society. "

That is what you said on the day that shit went down, since then I have reached out to you to explain that it did get lost, that I went into serious therapy and depression after becoming unemployed, divorced and "homeless" (I did have a friend that put me up) all in the span of two months during the holidays. I was mean and weird to a bunch of my friends and family, and I explained to you that I was trying to make attempts to make up for how I treated people during my depression.

So, if you don't believe that I sent you the gift, how are you gonna believe me when I say that I donated canned goods to the refugee relief in your honor?

Quote :

" You're still a piece of shit for SS and lying to Fuckwads "

Never really did that to her; I was stalling and never confirmed that I bought something. I DID send you the gift from Zürich and was waiting until at least the second week in January to see if it would show up. I told her that I was going to look into buying something online, which is True, I did find something that I wanted to ship to you. But, when the split with my ex actually happened,(like she just disappeared with my kid into a new house while I was unemployed) I lost my computer and had to sleep on a friend's couch for two months.

I think that it is pretty disappointing of you to have somebody open up about their experiences during depression/alcoholism and have too much pride to say "sure, here is my address, send me something from over there and we can be pen pals. Hope that everything is going well."

I mean, it is not like I am a world class troll on here. I am a pretty nice user that has helped people out before, and I am pretty understanding of other cooky fucks like jbrick busting my balls when I post dumb shit in SportsTalk. But, whatever, I tried, didn't work, hope that TWW and Fuckwads can move on and forgive me. I definitely didn't lie or cheat you on purpose.


[Edited on September 17, 2016 at 4:06 PM. Reason : k]

9/17/2016 4:03:53 PM

I'm not going to believe you regardless of what you do and I really don't want anything from you. Not sure why you keep trying to bring this up.

9/17/2016 4:14:41 PM

Hey man quit not forgiving him

9/17/2016 4:15:13 PM

^^wow, you are a real pro at forgiveness. Good luck with that.

[Edited on September 17, 2016 at 4:16 PM. Reason : k]

9/17/2016 4:15:21 PM

lesson of the day. Don;t give gifts on the intarnetz

9/17/2016 5:42:49 PM

I just want banjoman to put on some damn pants

9/17/2016 6:34:22 PM

bbehe is a shitty person

9/17/2016 10:50:55 PM

there are some people that tww is always against


If I had to mark my first mistake, I'm sure it would be in my first two threads I made. First I thought it would be so cool to paint this giant ugly cement wall I stared at everyday on NCSU campus, so I made that thread to see just how stupid the idea was.

my 2nd post was after I had my scooter stolen on campus, and I think I was mostly mad, but a little stupid hoping for some reason the thief was a tww user and would return it?!?? I honestly have no damn clue what that was going to accomplish other than to vent




[Edited on September 17, 2016 at 11:56 PM. Reason : spoiler, It was found 2 days later in the pullen park pond]

9/17/2016 11:47:13 PM

My very first post. It hasn't gotten any better

9/17/2016 11:51:24 PM

Well, neither have you.

9/18/2016 12:03:22 AM

True

9/18/2016 10:01:43 AM

lord who cares... i have done so many troll posts in the past that i think everyone hates me. i've reached out to several people and apologized and explained that i was just trying to bring traffic to the site via self depreciation but i don't think everyone realizes it. I love you guys.

9/18/2016 10:36:22 AM

The first time I posted in TSB.

The second time I posted in TSB.

The third timeevery time I've posted in TSB.

9/18/2016 11:45:49 PM

I think one time I suggested that lafta owing $5 didn't seem like it was that big of a deal.

9/18/2016 11:50:39 PM

my early threads on here were cringey as fuck.

"where do all the hot girls on campus hang out?"

and other freshmen stuff like that.

and the "advice" I gave out? *shudders*

9/19/2016 9:46:31 AM

Probably the first thread I ever made. Don't remember what it was about but just about every thread I make is like that .

9/19/2016 11:49:54 AM

nobody else is allowed to make the MY FIRST POST AND EVERY POST SINCE LOL joke

it's been done, people

9/19/2016 2:15:48 PM

MY FIRST POST AND EVERY POST SINCE LOL

9/19/2016 2:53:02 PM

where do all the hot girls on campus hang out?

9/19/2016 3:59:12 PM

with EMCE, obvi.

9/19/2016 4:03:36 PM

Froshkiller once called me hydro-cephalic and hurt my feelings.

9/19/2016 5:16:16 PM

You aren't a real TWWer until Frosh has hurt your feelings. Or at least made you feel stupid.

9/19/2016 5:34:19 PM

^truth

9/19/2016 5:39:44 PM

Apparently TWW says i died in a car wreck one night on my way to Arby's

9/19/2016 10:11:58 PM

I think you were riding with the owner of the Jack Daniel's store when his Jeep Cherokee turned over on the train tracks on Beryl road. That should be a proud moment though. It was big news.

9/19/2016 10:19:50 PM

I remember when ReceiveDeath was banned, RIP.

9/19/2016 10:30:56 PM

Malagoat was a real Wolf Webber, and I don't think I ever hurt her feelings or made her feel stupid, although it's possible.

Big shouts to Malagoat, wherever you are. See you at the crossroads.

9/20/2016 6:17:33 AM

Quote :

"You aren't a real TWWer until Frosh has hurt your feelings. Or at least made you feel stupid."

Not really, nope. He doesn't even make people look stupid, he just shouts real loud ... on the internet.

9/20/2016 12:29:22 PM

It must really sear your asshole the way I've got you pegged as not quite as smart as you thought you were, huh?

9/20/2016 12:33:21 PM

actually just shut the fuck up, don't bother shitting up the thread with a response to that

9/20/2016 12:36:18 PM

the real tww experience: watching frosh, smath, and banjoman come unhinged

9/20/2016 12:40:10 PM

Oh fuck that noise, I've been consistent my whole history on this motherfucker. "Unhinged." Put some respeck on my name.

9/20/2016 12:43:19 PM

oh I'm sorry, did I say Froshkiller? that must have been a typo.... no you have always been composed and rational

9/20/2016 12:59:52 PM

^ but didn't you see smath's comment in this thread? He's just been trolling this whole time.

[Edited on September 20, 2016 at 1:01 PM. Reason : sss]

9/20/2016 1:00:48 PM

oh that's right, he is totally just a normal guy just trying to help a forum get more traffic and become something. He is a martyr. He will save us all

9/20/2016 1:28:23 PM

I didn't say I was fucking composed and rational. I said I've been consistent. "Unhinged" implies a drastic change in behavior. I haven't had any fucking drastic change in behavior.

9/20/2016 1:32:12 PM