Post them here plz

9/8/2016 6:01:28 PM

freebird

9/8/2016 6:05:49 PM

The Boys Are Back in Town

9/8/2016 6:20:21 PM

Allman Brothers - Mountain Jam

9/8/2016 6:32:31 PM

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

9/8/2016 6:34:45 PM

Alicia Bridges - Disco Round

9/8/2016 6:55:04 PM

touchtunes has shatner's whole album. just saying.

9/8/2016 7:05:05 PM

The star spangled banner

9/8/2016 7:14:30 PM

^AND THEN SIT DOWN WHILE IT PLAYS

MAN OH MAN, CAN YOU RELATE?

9/8/2016 7:32:39 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzItj5cD4qQ

Talladega Nights reference

9/8/2016 8:51:36 PM

We keep it on there for profilin' purposes.

We also got the Pet Shop Boys and Seal.

9/8/2016 9:30:05 PM

I did a strip club rock playlist once...nobody really got the reference
cherry pie, paradise city, you shook me all night long, hot for teacher, pour some sugar on me, girls girls girls, porn star dancing

other time i put on rihanna, kanye, drake etc when some camo clad dude was up there picking songs. that one worked spectacularly.

9/8/2016 10:35:42 PM

Quote :

"other time i put on rihanna, kanye, drake etc when some camo clad dude was up there picking songs. that one worked spectacularly."

that's the whitest thing i've read all day

9/8/2016 10:44:37 PM

oh it was great. went on for like an hour and the whole place was giving him shit.

9/8/2016 10:53:28 PM

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/plvv4v/comedy-central-presents-what-s-new--pussycat-

9/9/2016 8:57:00 AM

Bubba Sparxxx - Ugly

9/9/2016 1:57:11 PM

Monster Mash

Barbie Girl by Aqua

they'll turn off the juke box real quick though.

Shine on You Crazy Diamond is a long ass song that might not get turned off though. There are also Widespread Panic songs that go on for 20+ minutes.

9/9/2016 4:26:15 PM

Cotton-Eyed Joe?

9/9/2016 4:51:05 PM

I use my phone to send stupid shit to those internet jukeboxes sometimes when I am drunk. Generally right when I pay my tab throw on some shit the bar will be like WTF to (like the opposite of what they want) and discreetly walk out.

9/9/2016 4:58:15 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQ8zITmLBI

we just played this via an app at a restaurant.

9/26/2016 7:25:49 PM

we played "Don't Stop Believin" at Sammy's back in the day he removed the jukebox for a couple years

but worse than that was my buddy who would also play Pink Floyd's "Time" which has like 30 seconds of alarm clocks going off followed by another 1:30 of funky instrumental stuff before the song kicks off

9/26/2016 11:20:50 PM

“I wanted to tell you one story, uh, this is the story of the best meal I’ve ever had in my life, ok? It happened when I was 11 years old in Chicago Illinois where I grew up. I went to a place called the Salt and Pepper Diner with my best friend John. We walk in to the diner one day and they had a jukebox there, ok? And the jukebox was three plays for a dollar. So we put in seven dollars and selected twenty one plays of Tom Jones’s ‘What’s New Pussycat?’ And then we ordered and waited. Here’s the thing about when ‘What’s New Pussycat?’ plays over and over and over and over and over again; the second time it plays, your immediate thought is not “Hey someone’s playing ‘What’s New Pussycat?’ again.” It’s “Hey, ’What’s New Pussycat’ is a lot longer than I first thought.” The third time it plays you’re thinking “Maybe someone’s playing ‘What’s New Pussycat’ again.” The fourth time it plays, you’re either thinking “Whoa, someone just played ‘What’s New Pussycat’ four times.” Or at least “Someone played it twice and it’s a really long song.” So the fifth time is the kicker, alright? Now John and I, we’re watching the entire diner at this point alright? Most people have gotten wind as to what’s going on and we’re staring at this one guy and he’s sitting in a booth with is stupid kids jumping around and he’s like, staring at his coffee cup like this *stares intensely and his hand starts shaking* - and he’s been onto us since the beginning - and he’s sitting there, and his hand is shaking and he had this look on his face like, oh like he had just gotten his thirty day chip from anger management and he’s staring like this *resumes intense staring* and the fourth song fades out, it’s dead quiet, then - I don’t know if you know this but the song begins very quietly; *singing* “BWA BWA WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT?” And he goes “GODDAMMIT!!” and he pounds on the table, silverware flies everywhere, and it was fantastic. But a word about my best friend John and what a genius he was, because when we first walked into the diner, ok? And we first got there, and I’m punching in the ‘What’s New Pussycat?’s alright? I’d punched in like, seven at this point and John says to me “Hey hey hey, before you punch in another ‘What’s New Pussycat?’ let’s drop in one ‘It’s Not Unusual’” Oh yes, that is when the afternoon went from good to great. After seven ‘What’s New Pussycat?’s in a ro- it played seven times. Suddenly; *singing* “Dum da dum It’s not unusual to wh-”*singing* “BWA BWA WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT?” And he goes “GODDAMMIT!!” and he pounds on the table, silverware flies everywhere, and it was fantastic. But a word about my best friend John and what a genius he was, because when we first walked into the diner, ok? And we first got there, and I’m punching in the ‘What’s New Pussycat?’s alright? I’d punched in like, seven at this point and John says to me “Hey hey hey, before you punch in another ‘What’s New Pussycat?’ let’s drop in one ‘It’s Not Unusual’” Oh yes, that is when the afternoon went from good to great. After seven ‘What’s New Pussycat?’s in a ro- it played seven times. Suddenly; *singing* "Dum da dum It’s not unusual to wh-” and the sigh of relief swept through the diner. People were so happy. It was like the liberation of France. Y’know for years, scientists have wondered; can you make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’s ‘It’s Not Unusual’? and the answer is: Yes. You can. Provided that it is preceded by seven ‘What’s New Pussycat?’s It’s true. And on the other hand, when we went back, holy shit. ‘It’s Not Unusual’ fades out, it’s dead quiet… *singing* “BWA BWA WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT?” It went insane, people went outta their minds, no-one could handle it, no-one could handle it. And they were surrounded by this seemingly indifferent staff that was just like *starts sweeping* “Yep, same crap as always.” They unplugged the jukebox after eleven plays and that was the best meal I’ve ever had.”

9/26/2016 11:49:14 PM

Tom Jones - It's not unusual

9/27/2016 12:14:49 AM

Mmmbop

9/27/2016 6:41:59 AM

Toms House once queued up like 5 Taylor Swift songs at a bar right as we were leaving.

9/27/2016 9:44:47 AM

we just played a chipmunks christmas song at tilted kilt. from downtown ha. (we know the bartender working and she will think it's hilarious though)

9/27/2016 11:39:48 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJc1UpI39j0

[Edited on September 28, 2016 at 8:35 PM. Reason : ]

9/28/2016 8:33:37 PM

A buddy of mine used to play Pink Floyd "Time". That was a dick move because of all the bells and alarms going off for the first 2 minutes.

9/28/2016 9:01:39 PM

So the lacrosse bros hang out together.

Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

9/28/2016 10:03:59 PM

played "Alice's Restaurant" at Tilted Kilt today... the song is like 17 minutes long. they eventually turned the damn jukebox off ha

9/29/2016 6:20:31 PM

^^he's literally my brother, dipshit. so yeah, you could say we hang out a little

[Edited on September 30, 2016 at 4:01 PM. Reason : good job good effort]

9/30/2016 4:00:55 PM

how am i supposed to know?

CHILL OUT LAX BRO

9/30/2016 4:10:49 PM

don't lax me, bro!

9/30/2016 4:45:05 PM

used to troll the East Village crowd with this back in college

LCD Soundsystem - Yeah (Crass Version)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJseqQNQ_zA

(ps I loved East Village and their $1.50 beers but always needed some respite from people playing Wagonwheel)

[Edited on September 30, 2016 at 5:33 PM. Reason : ]

9/30/2016 5:33:15 PM

"why does it hurt when I pee" - Frank zappa
"polka party" - weird al

we got the song "alice's restaurant" - Arlo Guthried banned from Tilted Kilt ha

oh and we found a kidsbob list of songs and have been playing Hanukkah music

10/15/2016 12:31:19 PM

Arlo Guthrie. excuse me for my typo.

10/15/2016 12:31:58 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rqQujx9vk0

10/15/2016 12:54:40 PM

a change of seasons, Dream Theatre - 23 minutes

Put it in your mouth, if avaiable will quickly cause a reaction

[Edited on October 15, 2016 at 12:59 PM. Reason : dd]

10/15/2016 12:57:22 PM

Every wheeler walker jr song

10/16/2016 8:07:30 PM

Never gonna give you up -Astley, Rick

10/16/2016 8:36:18 PM

Last random song I played on a jukebox at a bar was...

LFO - Summertime Girls

10/17/2016 2:52:02 PM

Was at a bar this weekend. My buddy and I were sitting there having a conversation and the bartender comes back and says "what did you say?" I was like we were talking about the State game earlier. I was pissed and talking shit about it. The guy thinks I was talking about him. He gives me my tab and tells me to leave. We went down the street and I played "It's not unusual" until they had to take their touchtunes offline.

[Edited on October 17, 2016 at 3:30 PM. Reason : .]

10/17/2016 3:30:29 PM

maybe your bartender was kyle bambard

10/17/2016 6:26:02 PM

so I just figured out how to fake your gps and log into anywhere in the world. Therefore I can access any touchtunes jukebox in the world

10/22/2016 11:59:11 PM

https://www.facebook.com/matthew.c.busch/videos/10100450454917066/

this might have just happened

5/13/2017 11:28:39 AM

why are you eating at the retirement home again?

5/13/2017 1:55:59 PM

i wasn't eating there. my friend posted on facebook that he was eating there. AMI barlink app FTW.

5/13/2017 2:13:59 PM

Any Waffle House themed song.

5/16/2017 12:35:06 PM

^ I've been told to leave Waffle House for that

5/16/2017 3:29:47 PM

The Reason

5/16/2017 6:02:35 PM