^

7/31/2016 4:30:05 PM

2 and 0
One deleted her account years ago. The other is batshit crazy with attachment issues and kept friending and unfriending me.

7/31/2016 7:47:01 PM

similar to ^, I've banged two people who were at one time my Facebook friends...one of them subsequently defriended me

7/31/2016 8:22:09 PM

interesting how OP never answers his own damn question

7/31/2016 8:31:55 PM

^ I've my best accountant working on the pivot table, but I'll point out you didn't either.

7/31/2016 9:39:12 PM

^^

7/31/2016 9:58:06 PM

Like 5/450

7/31/2016 10:03:06 PM

8

7/31/2016 10:38:36 PM

all of them

7/31/2016 10:55:19 PM

^LOL, thinking the same thing.

7/31/2016 10:59:55 PM

^ we should be fb friends

7/31/2016 11:05:27 PM

^^^ we should be fb friends

7/31/2016 11:08:01 PM

7

7/31/2016 11:14:47 PM

^your old military buddies don't count

7/31/2016 11:24:04 PM

If you say so stoner.

7/31/2016 11:51:57 PM

take that homophobia with you to the polls when you vote Trump

7/31/2016 11:54:17 PM

You're the who called me gay bruh.

Put the Tree down.

7/31/2016 11:57:03 PM

false equivalency but nice try

#adozenJCEquotes

8/1/2016 12:01:27 AM

Don't use big words late at night stoner.

[Edited on August 1, 2016 at 12:07 AM. Reason : Or really ever.]

8/1/2016 12:06:41 AM

jarheads learn a few latin phrases and think they're smart. it's always been adorable.

8/1/2016 12:40:00 AM

Except you're the one rocking the hate speech ITT.

Keep sippin on that vaporizer stoner.

8/1/2016 12:53:24 AM

8/1/2016 1:07:37 AM

Cool decade old meme there stoner.

[Edited on August 1, 2016 at 1:14 AM. Reason : U old [and fat]]

8/1/2016 1:13:51 AM

pretty sure i'm younger than you and in better shape. cool effort though, with that post, and this thread.

8/1/2016 1:16:41 AM

I'm pretty sure you should stop smoking so much pot.

[Edited on August 1, 2016 at 1:21 AM. Reason : The evidence is right hurr]

8/1/2016 1:19:49 AM

cool strawman, resident TMZ reporter

8/1/2016 1:21:37 AM

It's not a strawman when your username is TreeTwista10 stoner.

[Edited on August 1, 2016 at 1:28 AM. Reason : HITS FROM THE BONG]

8/1/2016 1:25:44 AM

when's the last time you smoked weed, bernie bro?

8/1/2016 1:31:39 AM

I'll stick around for you to post more old as fuck memes like they're cool

8/1/2016 1:38:46 AM

This was a fun question, it made me take a stroll down memory lane.

8/1/2016 3:29:01 PM

I don't think I'm Facebook friends with too many of y'all's moms.

8/1/2016 3:37:04 PM

4?

8/1/2016 3:42:48 PM

3 I believe

8/1/2016 3:46:03 PM

5/851

8/1/2016 3:57:47 PM

Quote :

"cool strawman, resident TMZ reporter"

I loled

8/1/2016 7:37:56 PM

12

8/1/2016 7:51:37 PM

"Relationships are such a bore
Delete the ones that you fucked"


how very prophetic of you, MM

8/1/2016 7:51:42 PM

13

8/1/2016 8:24:52 PM

ibt face

8/1/2016 9:07:12 PM

I'm facebook friends with every girl I've banged with the exception of my girlfriend before my current wife. The break-up didn't go to well and I had to sever all ties. We're friends now, so maybe I should add her back.

8/2/2016 11:25:32 AM

i've noticed that a lot of them delete you once they get married.

8/2/2016 9:17:34 PM

Quote :

"13"

Current leader.

IbIdidn'tknowitwasacontest

8/2/2016 10:01:22 PM

6 out of 11 I think

I wish it was 7of9 though

8/2/2016 10:34:57 PM

^^^ I still hold on. Although my college girlfriend recently had a kid and has gotten huge. I don't want to claim her anymore, so she might get unfriended.

8/3/2016 7:30:28 AM

20-30

8/3/2016 8:08:09 AM

21-31

8/3/2016 9:18:31 AM

7

8/3/2016 9:22:17 AM

22-32

8/3/2016 2:49:41 PM

Man, girls hate getting hit on via Facebook. I've never even tried.

That being said, I think I've only bwned one facebook friend, but technically I knew her back in high sxhool. Facebook was only the medium in which we started communicating again.

As for the sex, it was just OK. She gave me cranium, which despite her earlier claims that it was A+, was only ho-hum. Then I pounded her ax wound for a bit in various positions until I busted a nut. Then her dog went into the trashcan and ate the condom.
We fucked one more time after that, but I was already tired of her ass. When she started getting kind of possessive over what I was doing with my free time (like a girlfriend would do) I cut her ass loose.

8/3/2016 3:04:51 PM

Wait, I am counting people I knew that I am friends with through other mediums. Even though we bwned we still are friends on FB.

I guess I am just confused. Does OP mean finding pussy on FB, adding them, then banging them?

8/3/2016 3:07:35 PM