get a little picture of a red penis on my drivers license.

i may die, but my penis will live on.

getting laid after being laid...to rest

rest in pussy

5/16/2016 4:33:51 PM

I don't want handjobs from anyone else

5/16/2016 4:40:31 PM

But you'd have to die relatively young for the donee to have any hope with his new found junk.

5/16/2016 6:59:15 PM

How would one answer how many people it's been with

5/16/2016 8:15:23 PM

Just the one guy.

5/16/2016 8:30:09 PM

Imagine biracial genitals - a new porn niche.

5/16/2016 11:12:10 PM

That's not new

5/16/2016 11:37:39 PM

I'm a pre-op trans woman, and I'll only accept a penis from an organ donor

5/16/2016 11:42:36 PM

BAGHDAD (AP) — The latest on a wave of militants attacks in Iraq as government forces battle the Islamic State group (all times local):

4:20 p.m.

Iraqi officials have raised the death toll from the day's bombings of Shiite neighborhoods in Baghdad to 69 killed. Scores have also been wounded in the wave of attacks.

5/17/2016 9:58:55 AM

^^^ How do you know???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

5/17/2016 10:49:34 AM

Quote :

"getting laid after being laid...to rest"

haha, funniest shit I've read all day

5/17/2016 4:49:13 PM

haha, cool

5/19/2016 4:49:45 AM

We are dangerously close to being able to grow wangs in a lab, and implant them onto a human. Maybe I should patent my donger so that I can sell blueprints to that model. The Bitch Splitter 9000.



In other news, back in college, I learned that my white friend has a black man's junk. His shit was several tones darker than the rest of his skin. Weird.

5/19/2016 8:23:59 AM

Fairly sure this would be child's play for the guy who brought us Fister Roboto

5/19/2016 10:29:18 AM

I'd rather be a skin donor any day

5/19/2016 10:50:20 AM