He's back!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4196776/?ref_=vi_tt_t_hm_hp

4/21/2016 3:54:31 PM

People are safer because of you.

Cut to scene of him in a truck mowing down 35 people.

err.. not _those_ people. Other people. yeah.

4/21/2016 5:40:20 PM

??

4/22/2016 8:47:18 AM

4/22/2016 2:22:40 PM

Thanks.

4/22/2016 2:35:18 PM

ugh julia stiles yuck

4/22/2016 3:04:00 PM

I loved the book and the first three movies, but this really didn't add anything to the story. Didn't Damon say he'd only come back if they did something really original/different? It's like literally the same exact plot as the others but with one extra detail and the bad guy being up one level higher.

Also, LOL at the female hacker character that turns traitor for seemingly no reason.

>RUN PREDICTIVE ALGORITHM

8/3/2016 5:15:08 PM

Yeah, the first 3 Bourne movies with Damon are my favorite action series movies to date , but this one was mediocre at best.

And Jesus....Alicia Vikander (ex machina) is so gorgeous it's distracting. I can't even focus on her dialogue.

^
There was a quality "enhance" line in the CIA ops room too, lol.



[Edited on August 3, 2016 at 11:45 PM. Reason : C-]

8/3/2016 11:42:48 PM

lol yeah all that stuff felt like that 80s movie Hackers.

"I can get in through the back door of his cell phone and corrupt the [laptop sitting on a desk's] files!"

Is that chick British or something? Her accent came through a lot. But yes, she is super hot

8/5/2016 9:15:52 AM

"Vikander" just screams British..

8/5/2016 9:24:55 AM

She's banging the straight Magneto, that's all that matters.

8/5/2016 1:33:41 PM

Quote :

"What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse"

8/6/2016 9:44:12 AM

^^ right eye squinty. Would not hit.

8/7/2016 7:52:48 AM

"We'll use SQL to corrupt their database"

That has to be the most WTF line in the movie. Nobody talks like that.

12/9/2016 11:53:55 AM

terrible fucking movie

12/9/2016 12:07:24 PM

Also, "Send me a shell"

I've worked in IT for years now, and am familiar bash, korn, bourne (lol), and I can honestly say I've never had anyone send me a shell. Now I've had to request elevated privileges before so I could enter a certain shell on a system, but that is not what she was asking for.

Did they just figure if they insert a bunch of computery words into their script it would sound smart?

[Edited on December 9, 2016 at 1:58 PM. Reason : sdaf OMG FIRESALE]

12/9/2016 1:57:46 PM

They should have hired a subject matter expert to consult and make that shit more believable.

That's what my neice does with her high school plays.

12/9/2016 3:02:26 PM

^lol

Quote :

"Did they just figure if they insert a bunch of computery words into their script it would sound smart?"

yep

12/10/2016 2:41:16 PM