And I can totally see IP addresses, so I will be suspending you people

Anyway my brothers and sisters, now that we have a safe place to chat, I have a question. Where is "Black America" currently located? As you well know, the location moves from time to time, so as to keep them in the dark. At different points in American history, it has been in locations such as Harlem, Washjngton, DC, Brooklyn. But where is it now? Does LA have it? Oh God....is it ATL?



[Edited on March 16, 2016 at 1:56 PM. Reason : EMCE REALIZES HES THE LAST BLACK TWWER IN 3...2...]

3/16/2016 1:44:22 PM

I didn't view, I just clicked reply.

I have no idea what you are discussing, but I want to add: SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES

3/16/2016 2:00:14 PM

ah...a blacks only thread. so much room here...I think I'll stretch out and put my feet on the coffee table now.

3/16/2016 3:23:02 PM

definitely ATL.

definitely.

3/16/2016 3:54:34 PM

southeast raleigh

3/16/2016 5:09:09 PM

"Black America" is for sure on tumblr and it is pretty terrible

3/16/2016 5:33:50 PM

i find this thread incredibly racist

3/16/2016 6:22:30 PM

I find this racist incredibly threaded

3/17/2016 9:26:18 AM

Quote :

"southeast raleigh"

I'm not so sure about that any more. There are white people and Subarus all over south east Raleigh these days.

3/17/2016 9:32:03 AM

I hear that if you ask him at the right time, CNN's Don Lemon (who does the Black in America specials) will tell you that Black America is actually somewhere located in his groinal region.

3/17/2016 10:05:51 AM

3/17/2016 10:19:32 AM

It's already been in Atlanta. Unless we're trying to trip folks up by choosing a repeat (and it is a worthy choice), I think we should avoid cities that already on the map for black culture like Atlanta and Compton. Maybe we create a foothold elsewhere?

3/17/2016 10:25:29 AM

Quote :

"I'm not so sure about that any more. There are white people and Subarus all over south east Raleigh these days."

I'm not talking about southeast downtown Raleigh.

3/17/2016 10:25:30 AM

We could choose Detroit and try to revitalize the city/turn its image around, or we could hide it in Portland, Oregon

3/17/2016 10:38:35 AM

I'd say we could move it to Chicago...but...it has really cold winters.

3/17/2016 10:41:05 AM

Surely, Chicago's been it before.

3/17/2016 11:53:23 AM

Yeah beating your children is definitely an alcoholic white dad thing to do. Black dads are all in prison

3/17/2016 12:14:12 PM

^^ oh, for sure. I would argue that Detroit has been IT before, too. They had a moment in the sun back in the Motown days.

3/17/2016 12:57:30 PM

if we're hiding it, lets try for austin, tx

3/17/2016 2:07:15 PM

according to this mug, the US Virgin islands or the state of Mississippi.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_the_United_States#Breakdown_by_state.2Fterritory

3/17/2016 3:20:29 PM

Well, according to most of the black Africans I worked with or talked to in my time over there, there are no black Americans. Or Asian Americans. They've never heard of Hispanics. All Americans are white. Most of the people in my village were convinced that Obama is:

a) Kenyan
b) From the Beninese city of Parakou
c) Mythical

Seriously. "Obama Girl" shirts are very popular in Benin. A friend once told a girl wearing one, "You know, I voted for him." And the girl's jaw dropped. "You mean he's REAL?"

The Africans I met who were aware of black Americans are convinced that America's official policy is to shoot them.

3/17/2016 6:44:46 PM

^ mostly accurate

3/18/2016 11:31:22 AM

^^ well, there goes my fantasy about a distant cousin from Africa crossing the ocean , and arriving here in America with a spear in hand demanding the return of Africa's native sons.

3/18/2016 11:34:34 AM

It won't be a spear, it'll be a homemade rifle. I'm serious. Those things are fucking scary.

3/18/2016 11:56:07 AM

Sounds like Africa is basically Fallout games without radiation or power armor...

[Edited on March 18, 2016 at 12:07 PM. Reason : ]

3/18/2016 12:07:19 PM

Has anyone else noticed a steady increase in the frequency of "sup fam", "hey brother", head nods, etc... amongst strangers lately?

It's been awesome.

7/8/2016 5:38:29 PM

I got some of those today. Now that you mention it, there does seem to be an increase in nods and "sup brother" activity.

Also, I learned that Fresh Market is to "the blacks" as Whole Foods is to "the whites"
/analogy

7/8/2016 7:02:39 PM

fresh market is far superior. some of my favorite memories as a little kid were going there with my mom and getting the little coffee cup samples. mostly sugar and cream back then, but still.

7/8/2016 10:08:30 PM

Black people are still alive and able to view this thread? I thought every last one of them was murdered by a racist white police officer

7/9/2016 2:33:37 AM

I guess Dylann Roof has internet access.

7/9/2016 3:10:42 AM

^^JCEbot can't read thread title. Software upgrade needed???

7/9/2016 3:36:41 PM

If it weren't for the shame and ridicule that comes along with being ashy, I honestly wouldn't give a fuck about going outside looking like I rolled around in flour

7/9/2016 4:43:30 PM

Ya, I don't really lotion up unless I'm wearing a tee, shorts, or sandals. Otherwise, it's just my hands and face.

7/10/2016 9:19:21 AM

only wide set nose can post in this black thread

7/11/2016 10:42:21 PM

Black people are still alive and able to view this thread? I thought every last one of them was murdered by a racist white police officer

7/13/2016 7:27:50 PM

we were. we are now posting as zombies.

7/14/2016 9:46:04 AM

http://www.okayplayer.com/news/nypd-officer-secretly-records-supervisor-pressuring-him-to-target-black-men.html


Watch our brothas and sistas.... It has been confirmed. The police have a quota targeting us

7/14/2016 5:53:21 PM

I think we should definitely invade and colonize mexico. Great food, Great beaches, and amazing archaeological stuff for the kids.

7/14/2016 7:28:36 PM

two white guys walk into my office. we start off talking about work then they start talking to each other about BLM and all I could think was "fuck these guys". Told those fuckes to get the hell out of my office with that bullshit.

7/18/2016 2:17:39 PM

So, what so you guys use to shave?

I get razor bumps pretty easily, so I just use a beard trimmer these days, set to the lowest setting. Cuts close without actually cutting hair below the skin. It works well because the hair hasn't the opportunity to curl beneath my skin before emerging.

8/11/2016 9:50:40 AM

I don't do a close shave, I try to keep the 5 o'clock thing going. I use these clippers: https://www.amazon.com/Remington-HC6550-Cordless-Clippers-Trimmers/dp/B014SG616I/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1470929145&sr=8-2

I've heard some good things about that Philips OneBlade thing.

[Edited on August 11, 2016 at 11:32 AM. Reason : ]

8/11/2016 11:26:06 AM

8/11/2016 1:59:54 PM

so, brethren, when the white dude gets off on a technicality for shooting ol' buddy with the "warning shot", do we begin rioting downtown at sundown or do we start things off in North Raleigh and work our way down?

#HiveMind

8/11/2016 2:16:37 PM

north raleigh is off limits- my favorite thai place is up there, along with some great shopping.

8/14/2016 6:46:50 PM

Stiiii out mu yird, darkees

8/14/2016 11:52:26 PM

Ok, so Atlanta?

2/27/2017 8:55:28 PM

come on down to ATL

2/27/2017 9:25:19 PM

How are you fellas feeling in the Trump era? I feel like a lot of racists have been emboldened, but honestly it's kind of a 'same shit, different day' feeling

12/22/2017 10:30:56 AM

I just got back from the people of color conference and there were more white people there this year than ever before. I think that because of trump more white people are trying to woke up.

[Edited on December 22, 2017 at 2:31 PM. Reason : just got back from the game]

12/22/2017 2:31:27 PM

Happy New Year, my g's. Sorry so late, I'm on BPT.

1/4/2018 2:23:14 PM