http://agar.io

It's pretty fun

7/11/2015 6:40:41 PM

gonna need more info than that before i click

7/11/2015 6:56:26 PM

It's pretty fun

7/11/2015 7:04:37 PM

it's similar to that Osmos mobile app but you compete against other people live

7/11/2015 7:27:28 PM

Funny names are key.

7/11/2015 7:34:55 PM

My secret is pretending they're all fat girls so I try even harder to stay away from them



*I said this solely for BridgetSPK

7/11/2015 7:48:43 PM

I'm unclear on what this guy^ is on about. You can pretend they're anything!

And the game is fun regardless.

7/11/2015 9:26:24 PM

I got as high as 9th place on the leaderboard! Shit is frustrating though when you spend 5 minutes getting big, then some mammoth swallows you up.

7/11/2015 9:40:57 PM

can't stop playing.

7/11/2015 10:16:39 PM

^Yes!

7/11/2015 10:27:30 PM

Was about to play again and on the login screen there was one guy taking up the entire fucking playing space lol

7/11/2015 10:33:40 PM

yeah, it IS pretty fun

7/11/2015 10:35:49 PM

got up to 5th place, just mainly creeping along the edges, then i got a connection error and had to start over

Here are my tips:

- early on, all defense..basically anything you can do to avoid others and eat the little things to get bigger
- when you're small, use speed to your advantage...also the big dogs probably won't go after you too hard since you're fast
- be very careful when you split into 2 or more (spacebar)...sure you could absorb someone, but you're much more vulnerable
- check BridgetSPK's youtube channel for Let's Play videos and tips and tricks

[Edited on July 12, 2015 at 12:07 AM. Reason : .]

7/12/2015 12:00:12 AM

LOL

I'm still very proud of myself for having played this before TWW.

I'm so hip!

7/12/2015 12:43:02 PM

I got to 3rd place. But the way I got there was whenever I was near some big goliath who would've eaten me, I'd hit the 'W' key to give them some mass, and they'd let me be. But then once I was in 3rd, other people would give me a lot of mass so I'd reciprocate and then it knocked me out of the top 10. But then some asshole betrayed me haha.

7/12/2015 2:08:31 PM

http://quitlol.com/agar-io-experience-strategy-application-real-life/

7/12/2015 3:22:22 PM

what names are you people using on there? can we get a tdub group going somehow?

7/12/2015 3:45:56 PM

I've been using "gumpter" I feel like it's pleasantly bumbly sounding when small, and like an appropriately fat lardass when large.

Yes, lets team up and pwn noobs

7/12/2015 4:01:17 PM

I got to #2 on the leaderboards using Doge

in case you didn't know, if you put in something like Doge, Moon, USA, etc it will have a picture

^^not sure yet

[Edited on July 12, 2015 at 4:28 PM. Reason : .]

7/12/2015 4:28:23 PM

Quote :

"Order in which skins were added: poland, usa, china, russia, canada, australia, spain, brazil, germany, ukraine, france, sweden, chaplin, north korea, south korea, japan, united kingdom, earth, greece, latvia, lithuania, estonia, finland, norway, cia, maldivas, austria, nigeria, reddit, yaranaika, confederate, 9gag, indiana, 4chan, italy, ussr, bulgaria, tumblr, 2ch.hk, hong kong, portugal, jamaica, german empire, mexico, sanik, switzerland, croatia, chile, indonesia, bangladesh, thailand, iran, iraq, peru, moon, botswana, bosnia, netherlands, european union, taiwan, pakistan, hungary, satanist, qing dynasty, matriarchy, patriarchy, feminism, ireland, texas, facepunch, prodota, cambodia, steam, piccolo, ea, india, kc, denmark, quebec, ayy lmao, sealand, bait, tsarist russia, origin, vinesauce, stalin, belgium, luxembourg, stussy, prussia, 8ch, argentina, scotland, sir, romania, belarus, wojak, doge, nasa, byzantium, imperial japan, french kingdom, somalia, turkey, mars, pokerface, 8, irs, receita federal, facebook"

Hey doge plz don't eat Gumpter!

[Edited on July 12, 2015 at 4:56 PM. Reason : been trying "skittletarian" for a little while and just feeding everyone, staying smallish]

7/12/2015 4:33:30 PM

looks like you can play in a custom/private room

http://www.rtsoft.com/forums/showthread.php?196255-New-Agar-io-Userscript!-Allows-you-to-play-with-friends-Tutorial-here

7/12/2015 4:57:50 PM

make a room!

[Edited on July 12, 2015 at 5:07 PM. Reason : ]

[Edited on July 12, 2015 at 5:07 PM. Reason : V names aren't unique it appears. i'm borg]

7/12/2015 5:01:01 PM

oh you are doge? you just ate me. (playing as "testes")

7/12/2015 5:06:02 PM

lets all put TWW on the ends of our names.

7/12/2015 5:10:15 PM

there can be teams, right?

7/12/2015 5:18:58 PM

yeah if we all put tww we can team up.

7/12/2015 5:32:19 PM

yeah if we all put tww we can team up.

7/12/2015 5:32:19 PM

^^^^there are lots of doges

7/12/2015 5:45:03 PM

yeah i noticed after playing a while.

shit has been lagging like crazy today.

7/12/2015 5:46:27 PM

http://agario.wikia.com/wiki/Agar.io_Wikia

7/12/2015 6:01:17 PM

I got up to first place as Jebediah Kermin. then my kid needed to go to bed so i split up and fed some other folks.

7/12/2015 7:28:08 PM

Your kid needs to stop ruining your life

7/12/2015 7:29:36 PM

agar.io/#X97FR

Play in this room. I'm Jebediah Kermin.

7/12/2015 7:30:25 PM

agar.io/#A88WE

7/12/2015 8:14:19 PM

Probably true with other names/skins, but when I play as Doge, there's like some unwritten rule that you don't eat other Doges, and if you're big enough you break them off with some mass.

7/12/2015 11:31:32 PM

Doges definitely hunt in packs.

7/13/2015 11:13:27 AM

Thanks TWW...there goes any productivity today.

7/13/2015 12:21:04 PM

I'm fortunate that my work blocks this thing

7/13/2015 12:22:06 PM

Novice-tip: Play in fullscreen

7/13/2015 6:18:05 PM

i dont know if my touchpad is garbage or if it is just hard to play with a touchpad...

7/13/2015 7:24:33 PM

^I have also been using my touchpad on my laptop. And when I die, I convince myself I would've done better with a real mouse. But honestly I think it's a minor issue.

I did download the Android app, and fuck the controls on that.

7/13/2015 7:29:07 PM

^ same

7/13/2015 7:57:10 PM

I get pissed and quit the game every time my shitty mouse spazzes out and decides it wants to jump all over the screen causing me to change directions and not be able to quickly get back on track.

7/13/2015 8:26:53 PM

The iPad controls are really good, as good or better than mouse.
haven't had any problems on the Apple touchpad too.

7/13/2015 9:11:47 PM

You either have to hold your finger on the phone/tablet screen constantly, or continuously tap it to change directions. I'll take simply moving a mouse cursor any day.

7/13/2015 9:43:03 PM

can't stop playing. George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are my names tonight.

7/13/2015 11:43:17 PM

you got that mod installed? adds some new stat keeping, like fastest time to 100 mass, 250 mass, etc. and you can see all the skins that others use. still, i resort to Doge.

7/13/2015 11:52:09 PM

made it to 4th

7/14/2015 12:09:15 AM

I got to first a couple of times... one would think once you are the biggest and baddest it would be easy... not so. damn mine-things ugh.

7/14/2015 12:17:41 AM

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You either have to hold your finger on the phone/tablet screen constantly, or continuously tap it to change directions. I'll take simply moving a mouse cursor any day.

Quote :

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That's true, but it shows an arrow with the direction you're pointed, much easier to line up shots that way.

7/14/2015 12:34:32 AM