...me with a face.

He is hilarious, and I want his attention.

7/2/2015 11:22:10 AM

Am i going to have to piss on you, or knock you up, to claim you as my property?!

7/2/2015 11:26:27 AM

A public spanking will do.

I'll pretend to be mortified and stuff, and we can make a bunch of strangers really uncomfortable.

7/2/2015 11:50:01 AM

i always picture captain crunch when i see his username

probably says a lot about me that crunch is my go-to captain

7/2/2015 12:40:55 PM

Pics would probably help with the attention

7/2/2015 12:41:58 PM

7/15/2015 8:19:11 AM

I've marked my calendar--July 15, the greatest day of my life.

We did it, guys!

7/15/2015 12:31:03 PM

who the fuck is cptinsano and how does he have almost 10k posts? I don't even remember reading that screen name before.

[Edited on July 16, 2015 at 12:04 AM. Reason : I mean, he might be cool. He has a picture of Lily Adams in his gallery.]

7/16/2015 12:03:19 AM

He only makes hilarious posts, and they're mostly in Sports Talk.

And he doesn't reveal anything about himself. We need to get him to reveal things about himself!

7/16/2015 12:23:05 AM