From now till' the muthafuckin' ever!



[Edited on June 22, 2015 at 10:23 AM. Reason : sawahash know what i'm talking 'bout]

6/22/2015 10:08:55 AM

6/22/2015 10:15:25 AM

So, you go to the OB once, does that qualify you for a tshirt or a window sticker?

6/22/2015 11:10:28 AM

Obviously both

6/22/2015 11:11:17 AM

6/22/2015 11:11:58 AM

Salt Life - A company that makes stickers and shirts originally, primarily only used by white trash but has since spread to be seen on the back of every soccer mom van, drunken redneck driving with a beer or anybody else in Florida that wants to show off the idea that they once visited a beach. Makes you look trashy, says "my primary interest in life is working on my tan and getting drunk at the beach."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Salt+Life

6/22/2015 11:14:56 AM

The accuracy of urban dictionary is surprisingly high.

6/22/2015 11:17:28 AM

I love stickers like this. It quickly lets me know who is a dumbass before I ever really have to deal with them. Huge time saver.

6/22/2015 11:22:48 AM

I like that (anything) Life really was popularized by Tupac with (Thug) Life but these people act like they made that shit up.

White on Black Common Law Robbery yet again.

6/22/2015 12:51:55 PM

"Not the life for me"

6/22/2015 1:05:56 PM

"I DONT WANT YOUR SALT LIFE"

6/22/2015 1:12:24 PM

when I see salt life I think leather skin and cancer.

6/22/2015 1:13:24 PM

6/22/2015 1:48:26 PM

these are just the latest evolution in trendy decals, right?

i mean it used to be calvin pissing on stuff, then it was OBX, then SALT LIFE.

of course, where i live all the rednecks have Monster energy drink stickers on their cars/trucks.

6/22/2015 2:11:16 PM

6/22/2015 2:17:14 PM

I was in Belize with the wife last year for a wedding anniversary and our tour guide when we went to the Mayan ruins was wearing a Salt Life hat. He completely didn't seem like the type that one typically sees wearing such a logo.

6/22/2015 2:29:21 PM

6/22/2015 2:43:23 PM

I've licked my finger and wrote SaltLife on my arm once. I spend my money actually getting salty, not on stickers for my car.

6/22/2015 3:05:45 PM

last year, or maybe 2 years ago, somebody tried to sell me a "Pack Life" sticker at an NC State football tailgate.

6/22/2015 3:52:40 PM

6/22/2015 3:58:14 PM

and Florida actually has a whole series of Guy Harvey license plates

6/22/2015 3:58:57 PM

6/22/2015 4:02:52 PM

6/22/2015 4:06:58 PM

6/22/2015 4:08:42 PM

I can't find the calvin pissing on the flag for sale

6/22/2015 4:57:51 PM

I feel like I see more of these when I visit Raleigh than I do living in Swansboro. Maybe I became desensitized.

6/22/2015 5:12:22 PM

6/22/2015 5:24:53 PM

^^Yeah, cause most of the people living in this area don't get the stickers because they're stupid. I see more of the stickers around here in the summer than the winter.

At my summer job people come in and get all decked out in SaltLife gear. They buy the sticker for their car, and get a t-shirt, baggies, hats, and even dog collars. Then talk about how they live in Ohio. I mean more power to you, thanks for helping me stay employed by buying all this stuff in the summer, but really, how salty is your life in Ohio? I mean maybe if you mean the salt on the roads in the winter or whatever.

[Edited on June 22, 2015 at 5:37 PM. Reason : ]

6/22/2015 5:27:49 PM

Pretty damn salty in the winter

I only saw cars decked out with bumper stickers like that when I lived in Richmond. NC has a bunch conservatives that love bumper stickers

6/22/2015 5:34:10 PM

Other stickers that belong in this thread




[Edited on June 22, 2015 at 5:42 PM. Reason : ESPECIALLY THAT GODDAMN HEART ONE]

6/22/2015 5:41:52 PM

I'm not going to drive any differently with that knowledge. What do people think that these stickers are supposed to prevent? "I was totally planning on purposely wrecking into your car but now that I've seen that sticker I've reconsidered in light of the circumstances."

6/22/2015 5:46:25 PM

That heart sticker makes me think of this...



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[Edited on June 22, 2015 at 5:51 PM. Reason : ]

6/22/2015 5:50:11 PM

quality white stuff going on in this thread.

6/22/2015 6:04:41 PM

Quote :

"I'm not going to drive any differently with that knowledge. What do people think that these stickers are supposed to prevent? "I was totally planning on purposely wrecking into your car but now that I've seen that sticker I've reconsidered in light of the circumstances.""

lol

that's like when i see a horse trailer with a giant "CAUTION HORSES" on the back of it. NO SHIT YOU DUMBASS, IT'S A HORSE TRAILER. if anything that makes me want to try and wreck them.

6/22/2015 6:53:22 PM

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"I've licked my finger and wrote SaltLife on my arm once."

say what?

6/22/2015 7:10:48 PM

Where do those Fox Racing stickers fit in to all this?

6/22/2015 7:30:56 PM

I think we're leaving out a very important one:

6/22/2015 10:36:40 PM

I like the gun manufacturer logos, NRA stickers, and anything that advertises that you hunt, etc. They're like a big damn billboard saying "Hey, thieves, I own guns! There's a decent chance there are some firearms in my vehicle. If that doesn't work, just follow me home and you'll definitely know where to come steal some firearms."

6/22/2015 10:41:37 PM

I fucking hate every one of these stickers, just for douche-factor.

^ that, broadly, is part of why I don't like anything on my vehicle that makes it easily identifiable (other than license plate, obviously). I do have a cover on the plate to obscure it from scanners, though.

6/22/2015 10:43:31 PM

yeah, those don't work

[Edited on June 22, 2015 at 10:57 PM. Reason : i hate parking stickers or rearview mirror parking passes too]

6/22/2015 10:44:00 PM

I like to donate $10 to the NC Highway Patrol foundation or whatever to get that sticker in hopes that a cop doesn't shoot me at a routine traffic stop.

6/22/2015 11:08:44 PM

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"I do have a cover on the plate to obscure it from scanners, thoug"

lol you nub

6/22/2015 11:25:30 PM

^^^ the one i have does

6/22/2015 11:38:54 PM

well how bout a link?

6/22/2015 11:48:21 PM

6/22/2015 11:54:36 PM

Oh man, those stick figure family ones...I fucking hate those. More obnoxious than the typical honor roll bumper stickers.

You're driving a mini-van, of course you're carting around a metric fuck ton of squealing, shitting, money sponges.

6/23/2015 8:13:22 AM

Salt Life decals rank right up there with TAP OUT.

6/23/2015 8:34:27 AM

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I thought they said slut life the first few times i saw them until i saw it on a parked car up close

6/23/2015 9:01:46 AM

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"Oh man, those stick figure family ones.."

I've been meaning to get some of those for myself.

And by some of those I mean just one stick figure guy. forever alone.

6/23/2015 9:35:43 AM

I always wanted to confuse people with mine.

do they make fat ones?


Like 2 husbands 3 wives some dogs and cats. and then put a kid like 5" away from everything else.

[Edited on June 23, 2015 at 9:40 AM. Reason : .]

6/23/2015 9:40:21 AM