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"Penguins superstar Sidney Crosby was diagnosed with the vaccine-preventable disease after appearing at the team's morning skate Friday with large swelling on his face, considered to be a hallmark symptom of the disease. As for concern, Daly feels that most of that is overblown due to the media firestorm the rather odd and unusual diagnosis has created. He does not envision any serious impact to the league as a result."

http://espn.go.com/nhl/story/_/id/12042961/nhl-issues-new-memo-prevention-mumps-outbreak

12/17/2014 7:30:28 PM

FUCKIN' FREE RIDERS RELYING ON US VACCINE GETTERS TO STAY HEALTHY

12/17/2014 9:15:56 PM

Canadians still get the Mumps

12/17/2014 9:16:24 PM

I got that shit in high school... missed 3 weeks. I was fucking miserable.

My balls were the size of grapefruits. It was like that anti- masterbation PSA from Johnny Dangerously.

12/17/2014 11:01:34 PM

Have you been tested for sterility?

12/19/2014 10:27:50 PM