http://www.huffingtonpost.com/elaine-ambrose/dont-fart-during-an-mri_b_6044578.html

11/11/2014 6:18:09 PM

Don't fart during an mri, b

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11/11/2014 6:20:48 PM

muh butthole

11/11/2014 7:07:56 PM

Am I missing something from the story? Did the person just fart and it smelled? That's it?

11/11/2014 8:59:38 PM

Quote :

"I released gas with the intensity and conviction of a team of sumo wrestlers after a chili-eating contest. And the confined space caused the sound to be amplified as if a dozen foghorns had simultaneously activated. I didn't know whether to cry, giggle, or call my son and brag."

[Edited on November 11, 2014 at 9:04 PM. Reason : f]

11/11/2014 9:04:35 PM

I enjoyed the writing but I was expecting something to actually happen like messing up the MRI results or something.

11/11/2014 9:11:23 PM

I feel bad about revealing this. EMCE was sobbing uncontrollably yesterday at lunch, and he confided in me. He still had the underwear he was wearing that day in a plastic bag at his desk.

11/11/2014 11:18:29 PM