Joe and Hampton here. It has been a while. What's new?

8/23/2014 6:19:47 PM

hello

8/23/2014 6:20:07 PM

he's alive!

8/23/2014 6:20:48 PM

Hey man, check your inbox. Offer still stands.

8/23/2014 6:23:06 PM

you two get married yet?

8/23/2014 6:27:00 PM

Joenumbers, what do the numbers in your username mean?

Have you seen Generation Kill?

8/23/2014 6:31:18 PM

There's this new guy named dtownral. He hates cargo shorts, large people, and himself.

8/23/2014 6:43:43 PM

Yes, we got married in October 2013. We had been officially engaged since November 2011, and decided to make things official when our union was finally legally recognized. Even though it's been 10 months I still get so giddy when I put on my wedding band every morning, and wake up next to the most amazing person I've ever met.

He's always been a little reluctant to talk about our relationship on here, but when I asked him tonight he just shrugged his shoulders and said 'eh, fuck it.' He has mentioned that some folks on here can be verbally hateful, hence his caution. (he said to put the because that's his favorite face of all!)

The #'s in Joe#s are pointless to most, but very important and personal to Joe. He said he's told a few close friends on here what they mean. He uses the numbers everywhere just so he never forgets some memories earlier in his life, both good and sad.

We have not seen Generation Kill. I had to Google it, to be honest. Is it worth watching? Joe loves Band of Brothers and Saving Private Ryan. I swear we own two or three DVDs of each, and he goes on a binge watching them around July 4 every year. He can almost quote everything verbatim. Same type of show, different war?

8/23/2014 6:52:52 PM

Still engineering electrical stuff?

8/23/2014 6:56:45 PM

are his ass, cock and balls still nice and waxed?

8/23/2014 7:00:19 PM

Wait a sec, joe is gay? Last I remember he was dating some gorgeous girl....

8/23/2014 7:07:20 PM

And has his eyesight improved any?

8/23/2014 7:07:27 PM

i think it's his girl posting for him.

was wondering the same thing and then remembered he sorta smashed his head on a rock so hard he went blind. in his one remaining eye.

8/23/2014 7:21:29 PM

I thought the girl turned out to be a cheater and got pregnant by someone else.

Could be wrong.

8/23/2014 7:32:12 PM

Joe's vision has had minimal improvement over the last couple of years due to damage to his optic nerve, and unfortunately is still not able to drive and uses a screen reader when he uses the computer. Most likely the damage is permanent at this point. As for work, he took some time off after his accident, so he hasn't been doing engineering since then. We left Atlanta shortly after and moved to California and have been living here ever since.

He ended his relationship with his former girlfriend, and we met shortly thereafter as he hired me to be his trainer to help him get back into shape after some surgery. I have never met her.

Joe said he is amazed that you're still thinking of his balls after all these years. Even more amazed that he told people about that on here! He discovered his grooming preferences from his ex telling him to try it out. He has been hooked ever since, and even now I go with him. It does have its benefits to shaving!

Has there been anything exciting going on here over the past couple of years? Any of the old school folks still around? Any of them get married, have kids, die, etc?

8/23/2014 7:41:58 PM

k

8/23/2014 7:46:03 PM

great to hear from the famous joenumbers! i know people have been wondering about how he's been doing. hope things are well!

8/23/2014 7:48:45 PM

socal or norcal?

(don't call it that)

8/23/2014 7:50:52 PM

Joe, I love you. And I miss you dearly. I wish I could make you promise never to leave me again, but i know I cannot cage a beautiful soul such as yours. I just needed to let you know I have been thinking of you. If Hampton is your soul mate, then I consider him part of my family as well.

Bestus,
EMCE

8/23/2014 7:56:46 PM

EMCE, Joe said to send a couple of kissy faces your way and to tell you there's always a special place in his heart for you. You're his first bromance.

If you're ever out in San Diego give us a call! The pillows will be fluffed, the sheets turned back, and we'll cook up an amazing dinner for you!

8/23/2014 8:11:37 PM

good to hear you're happy

8/23/2014 8:18:10 PM

Also, congrats!

8/23/2014 8:18:59 PM

OMG JOENUMBERS!

You're like a tdub legend.

8/23/2014 8:33:52 PM

o hay Mr and Mrs joenumbers! glad you are still alive and kickin!

8/23/2014 8:37:33 PM

Mr and Mr

8/23/2014 8:54:45 PM

I love joenumbers

this thread makes my heart sing

8/23/2014 10:15:12 PM

I remember when joe##### first showed up. He was a one-armed sex machine.

8/23/2014 10:15:32 PM

sup y'all

8/23/2014 10:24:05 PM

been a long time

8/23/2014 10:32:01 PM

Please continue to post here. we have collectively missed Joe#'s.

8/24/2014 12:54:28 AM

OP says "Joe and Hampton here"... and Joe is not the one making the posts, so it must be "Hampton". With that in mind, and looking at the next post ("Yes, we got married"), I don't know whether to think he is married to a guy or a girl. So he broke up with the Italian girl, but the gender of the spouse is not clear. I am confused

8/24/2014 2:52:54 AM

^slowly read his 2nd post again...and then again....it is pretty clear.

8/24/2014 6:05:36 AM

Yeah, I'm really not understanding all the confusion over that.

Also, how are joe#'s parents doing?

[Edited on August 24, 2014 at 6:27 AM. Reason : Not that difficult]

[Edited on August 24, 2014 at 6:29 AM. Reason : sss]

8/24/2014 6:26:47 AM

omg miss you dr. numbers... it's been a while !

8/24/2014 10:08:03 AM

Consider for a moment the possibility that this could be the greatest TDub troll yet.

8/24/2014 10:31:48 AM

How are you fucking retards still "confused"?? Jesus Christ.

I honestly thought joenumbers would be dead by now. He was having all types of physical problems.

I do remember his last "appearance" was some dude typing for him...basically because joenumbers was too bad off to even get on the computer and type himself (that could be a slight exaggeration). Wondering if this is the same dude...

I want to say that I'm a little surprised he flipped the script sexually, but that stuff really doesn't shock me anymore. And he was all about licking some butthole...he licking your butthole Mr. Hampton??

Last but not least...glad he's doing okay. He always seemed like a really cool dude, posted some great stories, and went through some really tough shit. Hope things continue to go well.

8/24/2014 10:32:24 AM

i suppose if you are blind, a bj is a bj....

8/24/2014 10:40:35 AM

^^ I think it is the same guy; I feel like he eventually introduced himself as Hampton back when it sounded like joe#s was pretty bad off all around.

8/24/2014 10:49:07 AM

Congrats Joe ######s [and Hampton]!!!! Great to hear from ya!

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"How are you fucking retards still "confused"?? Jesus Christ."

Well, there's only one person here confused...

8/24/2014 11:00:15 AM

^ Look again. Someone else "thinks its his girl posting for him".

8/24/2014 11:14:41 AM

I doubt Fermat actually read the posts...just wanted to get his ball waxing comment in.

8/24/2014 11:21:24 AM

We're really appreciating the nice comments! We just got back from our long, leisurely Sunday run and are chilling on the couch and catching up on some news trying to think of something to eat for lunch.

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"I remember when joe##### first showed up. He was a one-armed sex machine."

He still has the sex drive of a 16 year old boy. Seriously, something's wrong with him.

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"Also, how are joe#'s parents doing?"

His mother is doing well. His father passed away last June. It was a rough summer to say the least.

How is punchmonk? Is she still around? If so, Joe says hi!

8/24/2014 2:54:41 PM

If he can use a computer why isn't he posting (not that we mind your company )?

8/24/2014 3:58:22 PM

Do you live in Hillcrest?

8/24/2014 4:17:53 PM

Is Hampton black? jw

8/24/2014 4:18:24 PM

Jaybee#s never gets a welcome like this, and I am a nicer guy than Joe. He used to troll me.

8/24/2014 5:16:36 PM

Wedding photo?

8/24/2014 5:30:37 PM

Jaybee is a TWW legend and deserves recognition as such

8/24/2014 5:35:48 PM

thank you thank you... shots and french fries on me. And SlaveFamous' back

8/24/2014 5:43:14 PM

let's get a new picture of joe#'s!

8/24/2014 7:17:38 PM