Airplanes, dressing rooms, pools, bathrooms etc...

Tell your stories here.

[Edited on July 21, 2014 at 1:12 AM. Reason : [oral etc is also acceptable for the purposes of this thread]]

7/21/2014 1:12:41 AM

What about beats? That could be as/more interesting.

7/21/2014 1:15:04 AM

Yeah those will work too.

Anything remotely sexual...

7/21/2014 1:20:59 AM

there was this one time, at band camp

7/21/2014 7:36:06 AM

^i see the funny engine hasn't quite kicked in at 7:30am

7/21/2014 8:06:36 AM

One of those humanities buildings next to Hillsborough street. It was during one of the hikes one night, and we went in there to use the bathroom at some point. Got a nice sloppy bj in one of the classrooms.

7/21/2014 8:15:18 AM

Ms. Scarlet, in the observatory, with the candlestick.

Bazinga

7/21/2014 8:20:28 AM

Pullen Park. Had to pause midway through since we heard someone walking closeby.

7/21/2014 8:22:28 AM

with as many one night stands as i've had i don't have too many crazy locations in my history. A few pools/hot tubs, random bathrooms at a party, etc. But no real public or high-traffic places unfortunately.

7/21/2014 9:55:47 AM

Classroom at Centennial

7/21/2014 11:10:14 AM

head on the amtrak once. was bustin down her throat when the dude took my ticket.
sex on a flight from dc to miami
hj in line for volcano at kings dominion
sex on the beach
sex and head in dh hill
sex in an alley next door to the club
hj in a taxi

nothing else too interesting

7/21/2014 11:18:42 AM

your moms house...the works

[Edited on July 21, 2014 at 11:24 AM. Reason : ]

7/21/2014 11:24:03 AM

numerous places at Colonial Williamsburg, Va. and the York River state park...also in Va.

7/21/2014 11:30:06 AM

Proof that Virginia is for lovers

7/21/2014 11:32:30 AM

nothing too crazy. BJ in a bathroom at a local walking track. BJ driving down I-77 in Charlotte. Most everything else has either been in a house, apartment or dorm room.

7/21/2014 11:39:12 AM

oh, on top of the toilet in one of the UT suite bathrooms with a party on either side

7/21/2014 11:58:34 AM

My HS girlfriend and I tried to bone in a bunch of different places. Broke into a neighborhood swimming pool and boned at night, went into my step-dad's store after hours and boned on a pool table, in cars, on cars, on a jetski...etc.

I don't think we were particularly good at sex at the time...so we tried to use the "setting" to spice it up. I'm good with just beds and couches these days.

7/21/2014 12:07:59 PM

Women's bathroom at a bar downtown

7/21/2014 12:15:14 PM

I think all mine are outdoors various places. Off a trail in the Rocky Mountains, a park, side of the road in the middle of nowhere, random clearings in the middle of nowhere ...

7/21/2014 12:20:50 PM

while sharing a hotel room with another couple, it was pretty cool

7/21/2014 12:38:03 PM

my ex's family took me on a ski trip one year and we shared a room (two beds) with her brother and his gf. I didn't ever hang out with him in high school because he was a hardcore Christian type. I did her about 4 feet away from her sleeping brother. years later her brother and I became friends and he told me he knew because he was actually awake

another time I did it in the girls bathroom at DH Hill and when I came out I walked straight into the security guard. he was like "what were you doing in the girls bathroom" and right off the top of my head I made up a story about how we had eaten bad Indian food on Hillsborough St. and my girlfriend was in there puking her guts out. He looked really concerned and told me to get him if I needed any help haha.

different girl was in one of her manic phases and was giving me a HJ under the bar at East Village and this drunk sorority girl came up and started talking to us and we had to make eye contact and carry on a conversation for ten minutes before she turned around long enough for the girl to take her hand out of my pants

[Edited on July 21, 2014 at 12:50 PM. Reason : .]

7/21/2014 12:49:21 PM

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"in one of her manic phases"

please elaborate

7/21/2014 12:55:53 PM

^^ I was almost in the brother's situation a few years back with my in-laws, also on a ski trip. Fortunately my sister-in-law declined because I was in the room "asleep."

7/21/2014 12:58:20 PM

i feel like sparky would have some great additions to this thread.

7/21/2014 1:05:38 PM

Girl bathroom in Cobb at UNC.

7/21/2014 1:46:11 PM

Quote :

"please elaborate"

she was bi-polar. when she got into her manic phases she was just horny as shit, impulsive, and uninhibited by any kind of legal or social recourse. read: she would always want to do stuff in public and didn't care about potential consequences.

[Edited on July 21, 2014 at 1:49 PM. Reason : .]

7/21/2014 1:48:40 PM

that sounds like fun, but also tiring (emotionally, and maybe physically as well).

are you also bi-polar? if so, did you try to sync up your manic & depressive phases? or would it be better/safer to have them occur opposite each other?

7/21/2014 2:28:51 PM

Court of Carolina

7/21/2014 2:33:31 PM

A long time ago, my GF and I boned at a playground... The equipment was not very comfortable, but we stuck it out. This GF also acted like she wanted to fuck me in a Toys'R'us one time. I'm not sure if she was serious or trying to mess with me, but needless to say there was no way that was happening.

One night a year or so later my next GF and I went skinny dipping at the Cary YMCA with a couple of her girlfriends. I thought I was dreaming, haha. Boobies everywhere.

Making out/ heavy petting in the women's restroom at Woody's.

Sex at the beach at night. Was pretty awesome but we should have brought a towel.

On a car in the middle of the driveway. We got home from a night out and my GF was plastered. She pulled me down on top of her on the hood of our roommate's civic... She was wearing a little dress and who was I to turn her down? It was fun but I was rather sober and a little on edge keeping an eye out. I had to hold my hand over her mouth most of the time. This didn't keep the noise down a bit though, she loved it. The next day I discovered a huge dent in his hood and had to tell him what happened. He laughed it off... He had dated her sister and that kind of thing runs in the family. Now his sister has the car. I wonder if she knows the story behind the crease in the hood.

On top of an apartment building on Hillsborough st. Was out with this girl and we had some sort of devil chemistry. We were on a walk and I wanted to take her up to the top of the Wilmont. I had been up there numerous times before it was remodeled and rented out for 2x the price. Turns out the stairs to the roof were up and locked, so we continued walking. The next building we came to had a nice hidden ladder entrance and we went up to the roof. We started making out and that evil chemistry started flowing. We fucked and I pulled out and came all over the roof, trying not to hit her with it since we didn't have anything to clean up with. Our hands and knees were covered with black dust though. That was probably the best one of all.

7/21/2014 2:34:32 PM

Sex:
On the roof of Isaac Hunter's
Beside the fountain in Forsyth Park in downtown Savannah
Multiple public parks and hiking trails (Linville Falls, Santee State Park, etc.)
In a u-haul full of drunk people (this one is hard to explain to most people)

Other:
I gave a blow job on a large bus for of people (bf at the time got a high five for this one)
Everyone on the bus was drunk, so it's not really a big deal

I'm sure there are more... I just can't remember them all. The roof at Isaac Hunter's was the most fun place. Afterwards I walked around the roof naked looking out at all the drunk people on a First Friday.

7/21/2014 2:57:15 PM

i feel cheated for not having known you and touched your skin

7/21/2014 3:06:27 PM

I did get blown in the bathroom while bartending one night. It was rather uneventful as I was drunk as shit and couldn't even finish. But I ended up having a small fling with the girl, which was rather enjoyable.

7/21/2014 3:31:05 PM

Quote :

"that sounds like fun, but also tiring (emotionally, and maybe physically as well). are you also bi-polar? if so, did you try to sync up your manic & depressive phases? or would it be better/safer to have them occur opposite each other?"

the crazy ones are the best in bed but dating a person that's bi-polar sucks.

I am not bi-polar. I'm about as normal as they come haha

7/21/2014 3:40:58 PM

i remember early on in college i was getting blown by a chick in a bathroom and i kept turning on the hand dryer above her and making her mad. I was playing with fire considering my dick was in her mouth but i found it hilarious at the time.

7/21/2014 3:48:48 PM

Raleigh Little Theater stage
On the roof of the Berkley Cafe
PR parking lot
Cafe bathroom in Vienna...ran into the girl who was beating the door down to get in ("in a fucking bathroom people? really?") the next day on the train. Travelled with her for the next week in Prague
Playground in Vienna (post ^)
Laundry room of a Hostel in Berlin
Hostel bunk room in Ireland with ~20 other people in there
"Ready Room" of my USMC squadron (just HJ)
On beach at night...was pretty cool. def bring a towel.
At the beach in the water, daytime
On a center console boat in a bay in the Keys...little closer to a fishing area than we had planned on
Christened every room in a house for sale

Quote :

"In a u-haul full of drunk people (this one is hard to explain to most people)"

Try us

7/21/2014 4:05:34 PM

^Ahhh fuck...forgot about my European backpacking trip.

Banged a girl in a hillside vineyard in Italy. Also banged a different girl in Croatia in what looked like a hidden hallway in some hostel. We got there through some hidden doorway in her friend's closet. It was very narrow...but wide enough for two small people to bang.

[Edited on July 21, 2014 at 4:20 PM. Reason : .]

7/21/2014 4:20:18 PM

i just went back to the girl's apartment in Dublin. but she did put on a purple silk pajama suit afterwards which was

7/21/2014 4:41:12 PM

A few months back at the Wells Fargo golf tournament. It was later in the day and everyone had finished the front 9. Went to the concession tent at 7 and banged her doggy over a cooler. Stole some bud lights and kettle chips on the way out.

At myrtle beach in a hot tub at the hilton. No one was in there with us but about 50 people in the pool a few yards away. Had the jets tickle my balls for extra stimulation. Probably contracted 37 stds.

In a dressing room at the southpark Macys. Nutted all over the pants I was trying on...then put em back on the shelf

7/21/2014 4:57:57 PM

so that's why those pleats were sticking together.

7/21/2014 5:01:05 PM

parking deck stairwell
golf course (14th green)

7/21/2014 5:37:38 PM

7/21/2014 7:51:25 PM

I feel like such a prude reading this thread

7/21/2014 8:04:03 PM

Bosses bed

7/21/2014 9:19:28 PM

At the top of Bald Head Island Lighthouse
On top of a Combine
In my truck going down I-40 (actual coitus)
Neighbors RV while it was being stored
Mini-Golf cave in Myrtle Beach

7/21/2014 10:09:57 PM

A chick and I boned basically on top of one of her passed out friends. I only have a vague memory of it. Basically we were all hammered and the girl couldn't wake/coax her friend to get out of her bed and sleep on the couch...so we proceeded anyway.

7/21/2014 10:16:25 PM

a couple different boats. that's about it.

7/21/2014 10:22:08 PM

Damn, Hippie... Damn!

7/21/2014 11:55:00 PM

hmm...

did a lifeguard on the beach at myrtle beach

was with a Ph.D candidate in neuropsychology. She crawled into the trunk of my Corvette as we were driving and wanted me to pull over and do her in the trunk. I was like "uhhh, there isn't room!" So we compromised by pulling over into a construction site, where I bent her over the track of a bulldozer.

in the gym of my squadron's hangar when I was a flight school student

in the ocean at night

gotten head in movie theaters a couple of times

christened my house before I bought it (i looked at it one day with realtor...noticed it was kept unlocked . was out with a girl a day or two later, and we stopped by to see the house I was looking at, and did it on the floor in the closet (had to find a place that wasn't in clear view of all the neighbors, since there was no fence or anything over the windows).

lived in a big room with 2 other roommates for a while in college (beds were partitioned off, with a common area in the middle, but still one room). Many, many times, we all 3 had girls in there and were getting it on at the same time. Once, had a 4th couple on the couch, haha.

also, in my observation, lots of women are way more risqué with this stuff than most dudes. I don't think I'm a prude by any means, and there have been several times when I had to tell women "What, have you lost your mind? I'm not going to jail tonight."


I have a long-time (still unrealized) goal of doing it underwater on SCUBA, and in an airplane (like a Cessna, not a Boeing).

7/22/2014 12:17:15 AM

when i was in Afghanistan, the commanding officer came into the ready room one day, laughing from what he'd just heard at a senior leaders' meeting on base.

Iraq, Afghanistan, etc are designated as no-bone zones. It happens, of course, but you can get into trouble...and with everyone living in shipping containers, plywood huts, etc, there isn't always a lot of privacy. It turns out that the #1 place that people kept getting caught humping was...








in...








no, not the huts...











not the morale facility...









not the showers...











not the porta-johns...









no, worse than that.







In the fucking dumpsters.


Now, I have had a few less-than-romantic encounters, but never once have I had sex in an Afghan dumpster.

7/22/2014 12:23:32 AM

set em up ---------->

7/22/2014 12:32:39 AM