in Germany. Been here for about 7 months, and even I am shocked by how different the cultures are at this point. Everything is slower: You have lunch for at least an hour and the waiting staff does not bother you at all. Ordering at fast food restaurants is the opposite of fast, but yet you will see a line 30 minutes long and out the door just to order a fucking big mac. People don't give a shit at all about sexuality or religion, but they throw around racial slurs and bitch about immigrants like it is the Daytona 500. Germans still use the mail and paper forms to communicate important residential and business information. This means that if you have a question about your paycheck, you have to mail somebody a form that then mails you back a form that you fill out and mail to them, and then they mail you a response back, which usually says that you initially filled out the wrong form. It literally took me 3 months just to add a dependent to my tax deductions.On the plus side, you don't need a car and can get around fine with a bike, because all roads were designed to have bike lanes. The train is an incredibly cheap, safe and reliable means of transportation to take weekend trips. Much better than having to rely on flying. Health care is an automatic and no hassle or headache like in the States: When you are sick you just go to the doctors office and show them an ID. Also, there are very solid and supportive social programs (such as free language courses).But yes, Germans have much more of a common phenotype than you see in the States, which should be obvious to me but it takes a while to get use to it. I would say about 9/10 Germans are light skinned with light eyes. The hair color varies although there are many more people with blond and red hair here than in the States. However, when you see a German that is dark skinned or has dark eyes, it may very well be that they have some recent mixed ancestry ( but not always). And yes, it is a little weird for me that there are no Jews here. I have a lot of friends in the States that were Jewish. Have not even heard of a Jewish person since I have been here.OMG I have not even start on German culture yet. That is completely different from back home.[Edited on April 9, 2014 at 4:30 PM. Reason : a]
4/9/2014 4:09:37 PM
JEWS
4/9/2014 4:11:16 PM
That is strange considering how accommodating Germany has always been to Jewish people
4/9/2014 4:19:33 PM
Is it true that Germans don't put ice in their drink?Tell us about Germans and their beer.
4/9/2014 4:23:31 PM
If you can't find any Jews in Germany, try Poland. I hear things have worked out nicely for the Jews there
4/9/2014 4:32:40 PM
Didnt Germany like, I dont know, get rid of most of its Jews in like the 1940s?
4/9/2014 4:33:34 PM
Germans don't typically order drinks or water for casual eating because it is expensive, but when the do you have to ask for ice.The quality of German beer is incredible and it is dirt cheap by American standards. The average six pack cost about 2 euros, and that is a six pack of tall boys: they don't do normal bottle sizes. I know tha Americans love Belgium style beer, but German beer is definitely some of the highest quality and best in the world. German food quality is also high, but it is much more plain than any other food that I have sampled. A typical dish is just boiled meat, bread, mustard and on a plate.
4/9/2014 4:33:40 PM
dp[Edited on April 9, 2014 at 4:41 PM. Reason : a]
4/9/2014 4:36:06 PM
In terms of culture, they can be incredibly rude by our standards. They will invite everyone else in a room to a party and completely ignore you. They often times prefer to only socialize with Germans, and will organize events and or parties such that foreigners are excluded. I basically just think that they are ignorant of their nationalism, and that Germans treat each other like it is one big family, which is not what goes on in the States.
4/9/2014 4:41:13 PM
4/9/2014 4:43:07 PM
It's weird that there are few Native Americans in America. I mean where did they all go?
4/9/2014 4:50:33 PM
it is more about my experiences in Germany. The title was just something that yowilly suggested. I think that he is an anti-Semite.
4/9/2014 4:57:17 PM
I look forward to your stories and observations... although I'm not totally convinced you're real.
4/9/2014 5:04:28 PM
Grumpy can vouch for me, and here is my soundcloud account.https://soundcloud.com/myvitruvianman
4/9/2014 5:06:28 PM
I don't really know any Jews. The Nazis must have run them out of Eastern NC too.
4/9/2014 5:11:28 PM
You need to get over being excluded from that one party
4/9/2014 6:44:10 PM
0.144% of Germany is Jewish0.325% of North Carolina is Jewish
4/9/2014 6:52:05 PM
The more Jewy states are greener.A) because they are in overwhelming support for environmental policy and reformorB) because moneyIn other news, German culture is hyper-apologetic towards Jews. It is a very popular destination for Jewish travelers. It's just that none of them want to stay there.
4/9/2014 7:04:31 PM
Are the Germans hot and free loving like other European countries, or are they fat and smelly like the ones I see on vacation in the US?
4/9/2014 7:14:59 PM
I grew up in a suburb of Atlanta, and there were tons of Jews thereactually, my three best friends growing up were all Jewish (they all lived on my street)then I moved to NC, and there was, like, nary a Jew to be seen. people in NC viewed Jews as novelties. it was kind of odd.
4/9/2014 7:15:00 PM
Where did you grow up? I lived in Marietta, and now that you mention it, there really were a lot more Jews there than in NC.
4/9/2014 7:22:49 PM
wikipedia to the rescue
4/9/2014 7:48:12 PM
^^I actually grew up in Marietta too (although very close to Roswell.) I went to Mt. Bethel Elementary School and Dickerson Middle, and would have gone to Walton if we hadn't moved. (A couple of other nearby high schools were Lassiter and Wheeler, I think.)
4/9/2014 7:55:43 PM
this is interesting
4/9/2014 7:58:23 PM
I had a lot of Jewish friends from Atlanta I met through regional Jewish youth activities and conferences. Most were in Marietta and Alpharetta, lots of them at Walton.
4/9/2014 7:59:51 PM
4/9/2014 8:03:50 PM
I knew a Jew once. He did nit live in Germany.BanjoMan's story checks out
4/9/2014 8:06:17 PM
I heard Germans love holocaust jokes, Banjoman. You should run a few up the flagpole and see who salutes.[Edited on April 9, 2014 at 8:23 PM. Reason : You can later call them your Nazi sympathizer friends. Will make you seem worldly, etc]
4/9/2014 8:22:14 PM
^^ was his name Noah?I have not heard a jew joke yet, and I think that those are off limits. The weather here is also remarkably similar to NC, which is nice because I was living in Texas for the past 7 years.But, you definitely hear constant moaning about their growing Turkish population. They describe them frequently as the uneducated Germans or the Germans that don't speak German well that depend on the government. It is kind of uncomfortable for me that these are the educated, upper class types that are the intolerant ones. I can't imagine a scenario in grad school where it would be OK to say those kinds of things without somebody telling me to STFU.Another plus side though, the work force is more relaxed here and I don't have to worry about being bitched at for taking a 3 pm coffee break. In fact, the Germans here all appear to take three 45 min coffee breaks per day (830, 12, 3) and everybody comes including the boss. There is less class distinction here as in the States, so the higher ups will frequently take lunch and coffee breaks to socialize with coworkers.
4/9/2014 8:41:31 PM
Jamal[Edited on April 9, 2014 at 8:48 PM. Reason : Jamal the Jew ]
4/9/2014 8:48:03 PM
I suggested that banjoman call his thread "boy there are remarkably few jews here" as a joke when he asked what he should call his thread about living in Germany. I didn't think he'd do it and I regret it now that he has, because people should be asking him about life in Deutschland rather than rambling about its Jewish population.
4/9/2014 8:49:27 PM
dp[Edited on April 9, 2014 at 9:01 PM. Reason : c]
4/9/2014 8:56:33 PM
Dont feel guilty, it is not like this thread was ever gonna stay on topic. Plus, can"t we just get a mod to change the title?
4/9/2014 8:59:24 PM
I'm not sure if they cane but whatever. OK, beer's cheap. What's surprisingly expensive there?
4/9/2014 9:03:58 PM
this is interesting:
4/9/2014 9:08:15 PM
gasoline, nike and addidas brand shoes. Riding the bus is actually 5 times what I would pay back home. All of the meats that americans crave like steaks and burger patties are at least double the price, and they are not as tasty.
4/9/2014 9:08:20 PM
Meat is drastically underpriced in this country. Surprising to hear that riding the bus is so expensive. Are you in a city with light rail (or U-bahn) service as well?
4/9/2014 10:15:09 PM
how do you say the food is high quality and then talk about how shitty and overpriced it is
4/9/2014 10:19:03 PM
TWW: when Facebook just won't do when you want to brag about mundane shit like living in another country
4/9/2014 10:22:28 PM
^^^Corn is underpriced, since almost all of our livestock is fed on a corn diet, its keeps it relatively cheap.And just a quick google search shows gas at about $8/gallon, I can imagine the costs to run a bus would be high compared to the US.What meats are typically used? If the quality is high, but steak and burger cuts are expensive is it just a sausage fest?Also, what is the reaction on all the meat contaminated with horse meat?
4/9/2014 10:29:43 PM
fascinating shit right here:
4/9/2014 10:36:16 PM
4/10/2014 3:01:26 AM
Def wish this had a different title.What is the one thing that you do completely different there than you would in the US and it took awhile to get used to?
4/10/2014 3:25:50 AM
Is it true that a large portion of Germans speak English? Does it even seem worthwhile for Americans or people from the UK to study German anymore?Do you ever make really insensitive world war 2 references?
4/10/2014 4:00:15 AM
^ One time when I was getting eatin up by bugs I made a comment that "the godamn bugs are coming down like stukas" but nobody got the reference. The whole German and English thing is a different and annoying issue, but Germans in academia speak English very well. However, there is a huge drop off once you leave the academic world. Doctors, bus drivers, and all city employees (even the international visa office people) will not speak in English. So German must be learned or you have to bring around a translator.Three things that took a lot of getting use to:One is having to plan everything in advance. You can't just call somebody up when you had a good day at work or if the weather is nice to go outside for a picnic or to get a beer. Everything must be planned and organized well for them to consider it. More importnatly, everything must also happen on a weeknight because most Germans that are my age go home to their parents for the weekend (in their late 20's, come on!) so doing stuff the way I traditionally do things on the weekend is out. This means having to go out on a monday or tuesday night late, have fun, but then be at work at 830. I don't get why you can't just do this on a Friday or Saturday.The second major thing was the lack of electronic comunications and the reliance on hand written notes and/or bulletin boards. I work in a field that requires ordering supplies from different department, and in the states this was done electronically so as to keep a nice permanent record of what was ordered and who did it. Here, however, everything is done through notes or forms. When these forms get lost or the wrong thing gets ordered, people just assume that you made a mistake and everything has to start all over again. Furthermore, My colleagues and boss do not communicate with me through email, but instead leave notes or even letters on my desk with important information on them: can't you just send this through gmail so that I never have to stress about finding it?The third is a biggie for me, and that is how they go about handling situations when things go wrong, which is basically to first assume that a foreigner did something. The key here is that Germans believe that they follow the rules and that foreigners don't. So, when something goes wrong they will individually seek out all of the foreigners first to inquire if they did it before considering that a German did it. This really burnt me up bad when people kept harassing me about something, when it turned out that a German had a mistake.Some of these (like the third one) fall under normal workplace annoynces prolly.[Edited on April 10, 2014 at 4:13 AM. Reason : a]
4/10/2014 4:08:57 AM
you must be in a smaller city. I spent a lot of time and hamburg frankfurt munich and berlin. Literally everyone I came across in nightclubs, bars, and public workers all spoke english. When i felt lost, people always offerred directions in english. It seemed like most signs/menus were english and people seemed like they often spoke english as a defualt. especially in frankfurt which seemed like being in the us. berlin and munich seem to have a culture different from each other and the rest of germany. berlin is very hip. love the culture there.its against the law to put anything other than like hops barley wheat water in beer[Edited on April 10, 2014 at 4:32 AM. Reason : k]
4/10/2014 4:30:47 AM
OK, lemme backpedal a bit. Touristy places like bars and clubs and restaurants will have people there that can switch to English. Typically, everybody of the younger generation can get along well with English. BUT, going to the Hospital for an emergency or to the foreigner’s office is a different story. It is like the job requirement is that you can't speak English. I live in a city in the Dortmund area that has a population of about 300,000. So it is not the small or that big really. And it is a major university town (kind of like chapel hill I huess), so there are a lot of people that live here that could speak english if you were in an emergency.
4/10/2014 4:47:44 AM
are cars expensive in Germany?
4/10/2014 10:33:04 AM
yes, but they are incredibly fuel efficient. Germans complain about the price of gas all the time, but it really is a wash when you factor in the fuel efficiency.
4/10/2014 10:35:54 AM
how much is gas in Germany?
4/10/2014 10:36:52 AM